More like "Vantage Disappoint," amiright? Wow. Just wow. No further introductions, here we go: Spanish Rambo! Ice cream cone kerfuffles! Double-mint Democracy! Trouble on camera three! Rob's son shits himself! Forest Whitaker's insatiable lust for danger! Electoral dysfunction, and much, much, more on this week's episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made! Brought to you by Milton Bradley's new strategic board-game, "who fucked my couch?"