500 Films: A Journey Through Genre Cinema

We have left Earth to visit the stars, 

It’s the future so robots drive cars,

Up there in cities,

Girls with three titties,

Don’t think twice, get your ass to Mars.

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500 FILMS: A JOURNEY THROUGH GENRE CINEMA, a spoiler-filled behind-the-scenes look at movies from the 1950s to the 1990s, is written, produced and hosted by Johnny Andrews.

Podcast art is by Willow Van As. Podcast music is by Tomm Matthews. You can check out Tomm’s music on Spotify. 

All other music excerpts remain the property of their respective owners.

Follow the journey on 500genrefilms.com, and please support this project by backing my Patreon. Go to patreon.com/500GenreFilms.

Check out my other podcast, MY MOVIE DNA, where I interview people about their favourite movies, available wherever you get your podcasts.

If you enjoyed this episode, please subscribe or tell a friend. New listeners are always welcome. 

Join me next episode as our journey continues, and I’ll see you at the movies!

The plans to reopen were exhumed, 

It must be safe now they all assumed, 

A little boy drowned, 

At an old campground, 

As Crazy Ralph said, they’re all doomed.

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500 FILMS: A JOURNEY THROUGH GENRE CINEMA, a spoiler-filled behind-the-scenes look at movies from the 1950s to the 1990s, is written, produced and hosted by Johnny Andrews.

Podcast art is by Willow Van As. Podcast music is by Tomm Matthews. You can check out Tomm’s music on Spotify. 

All other music excerpts remain the property of their respective owners.

Follow the journey on 500genrefilms.com, and please support this project by backing my Patreon. Go to patreon.com/500GenreFilms.

Check out my other podcast, MY MOVIE DNA, where I interview people about their favourite movies, available wherever you get your podcasts.

If you enjoyed this episode, please subscribe or tell a friend. New listeners are always welcome. 

Join me next episode as our journey continues, and I’ll see you at the movies!

Frisco in three days is his goal, 

But too many uppers take their toll, 

He’ll do it in four, 

With his foot to the floor,

Cheered on by DJ Super Soul.

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500 FILMS: A JOURNEY THROUGH GENRE CINEMA, a spoiler-filled behind-the-scenes look at movies from the 1950s to the 1990s, is written, produced and hosted by Johnny Andrews.

Podcast art is by Willow Van As. Podcast music is by Tomm Matthews. You can check out Tomm’s music on Spotify. 

All other music excerpts remain the property of their respective owners.

Follow the journey on 500genrefilms.com, and please support this project by backing my Patreon. Go to patreon.com/500GenreFilms.

Check out my other podcast, MY MOVIE DNA, where I interview people about their favourite movies, available wherever you get your podcasts.

If you enjoyed this episode, please subscribe or tell a friend. New listeners are always welcome. 

Join me next episode as our journey continues, and I’ll see you at the movies!

Of his bosses Baxter should beware,

As his apartment doesn’t compare,

He’ll lend out his place,

So he can save face,

For a seedy evening affair.

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500 FILMS: A JOURNEY THROUGH GENRE CINEMA, a spoiler-filled behind-the-scenes look at movies from the 1950s to the 1990s, is written, produced and hosted by Johnny Andrews.

Podcast art is by Willow Van As. Podcast music is by Tomm Matthews. You can check out Tomm’s music on Spotify. 

All other music excerpts remain the property of their respective owners.

Follow the journey on 500genrefilms.com, and please support this project by backing my Patreon. Go to patreon.com/500GenreFilms.

Check out my other podcast, MY MOVIE DNA, where I interview people about their favourite movies, available wherever you get your podcasts.

If you enjoyed this episode, please subscribe or tell a friend. New listeners are always welcome. 

Join me next episode as our journey continues, and I’ll see you at the movies!

Sometimes facts can be a bit flaky, 

Who killed who is all a big maybe, 

The truth will out,

Leaving no doubt,

Ending with Three Men and a Baby.

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500 FILMS: A JOURNEY THROUGH GENRE CINEMA, a spoiler-filled behind-the-scenes look at movies from the 1950s to the 1990s, is written, produced and hosted by Johnny Andrews.

Podcast art is by Willow Van As. Podcast music is by Tomm Matthews. You can check out Tomm’s music on Spotify. 

All other music excerpts remain the property of their respective owners.

Follow the journey on 500genrefilms.com, and please support this project by backing my Patreon. Go to patreon.com/500GenreFilms.

Check out my other podcast, MY MOVIE DNA, where I interview people about their favourite movies, available wherever you get your podcasts.

If you enjoyed this episode, please subscribe or tell a friend. New listeners are always welcome. 

Join me next episode as our journey continues, and I’ll see you at the movies!

Here comes Frederick J. Frenger,

Whose love for Susie does linger, 

His plans might prevail, 

But Hank’s on his tail, 

All because of a broken finger. 

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500 FILMS: A JOURNEY THROUGH GENRE CINEMA, a spoiler-filled behind-the-scenes look at movies from the 1950s to the 1990s, is written, produced and hosted by Johnny Andrews.

Podcast art is by Willow Van As. Podcast music is by Tomm Matthews. You can check out Tomm’s music on Spotify. 

All other music excerpts remain the property of their respective owners.

Follow the journey on 500genrefilms.com, and please support this project by backing my Patreon. Go to patreon.com/500GenreFilms.

Check out my other podcast, MY MOVIE DNA, where I interview people about their favourite movies, available wherever you get your podcasts.

If you enjoyed this episode, please subscribe or tell a friend. New listeners are always welcome. 

Join me next episode as our journey continues, and I’ll see you at the movies!

The rebel struggle is fraternal,

Han’s love for Leia is eternal,

Luke visits Yoda, 

And in a strange coda, 

Finds out something paternal.

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500 FILMS: A JOURNEY THROUGH GENRE CINEMA, a spoiler-filled behind-the-scenes look at movies from the 1950s to the 1990s, is written, produced and hosted by Johnny Andrews.

Podcast art is by Willow Van As. Podcast music is by Tomm Matthews. You can check out Tomm’s music on Spotify. 

All other music excerpts remain the property of their respective owners.

Follow the journey on 500genrefilms.com, and please support this project by backing my Patreon. Go to patreon.com/500GenreFilms.

Check out my other podcast, MY MOVIE DNA, where I interview people about their favourite movies, available wherever you get your podcasts.

If you enjoyed this episode, please subscribe or tell a friend. New listeners are always welcome. 

Join me next episode as our journey continues, and I’ll see you at the movies!

Here comes Jack Carter on the train, 

To avenge his brother who’s been slain, 

When he’s in a fight, 

He doesn’t sound right, 

Because he’s played by Michael Caine.

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500 FILMS: A JOURNEY THROUGH GENRE CINEMA, a spoiler-filled behind-the-scenes look at movies from the 1950s to the 1990s, is written, produced and hosted by Johnny Andrews.

Podcast art is by Willow Van As. Podcast music is by Tomm Matthews. You can check out Tomm’s music on Spotify. 

All other music excerpts remain the property of their respective owners.

Follow the journey on 500genrefilms.com, and please support this project by backing my Patreon. Go to patreon.com/500GenreFilms.

Check out my other podcast, MY MOVIE DNA, where I interview people about their favourite movies, available wherever you get your podcasts.

If you enjoyed this episode, please subscribe or tell a friend. New listeners are always welcome. 

Join me next episode as our journey continues, and I’ll see you at the movies!

Here’s an idea that I might float,

Have you heard of a killer of note,

Mark is rather shy, 

As he looks you in the eye, 

And then he’ll stab you in the throat.

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500 FILMS: A JOURNEY THROUGH GENRE CINEMA, a spoiler-filled behind-the-scenes look at movies from the 1950s to the 1990s, is written, produced and hosted by Johnny Andrews.

Podcast art is by Willow Van As. Podcast music is by Tomm Matthews. You can check out Tomm’s music on Spotify. 

All other music excerpts remain the property of their respective owners.

Follow the journey on 500genrefilms.com, and please support this project by backing my Patreon. Go to patreon.com/500GenreFilms.

Check out my other podcast, MY MOVIE DNA, where I interview people about their favourite movies, available wherever you get your podcasts.

If you enjoyed this episode, please subscribe or tell a friend. New listeners are always welcome. 

Join me next episode as our journey continues, and I’ll see you at the movies!

Joe Gillis is broke but he’s no fool, 

On screenplays he takes Norma to school, 

Her monkey has died,

With Max by her side,

And Joe ends up floating in a pool.

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500 FILMS: A JOURNEY THROUGH GENRE CINEMA, a spoiler-filled behind-the-scenes look at movies from the 1950s to the 1990s, is written, produced and hosted by Johnny Andrews.

Podcast art is by Willow Van As. Podcast music is by Tomm Matthews. You can check out Tomm’s music on Spotify. 

All other music excerpts remain the property of their respective owners.

Follow the journey on 500genrefilms.com, and please support this project by backing my Patreon. Go to patreon.com/500GenreFilms.

Check out my other podcast, MY MOVIE DNA, where I interview people about their favourite movies, available wherever you get your podcasts.

If you enjoyed this episode, please subscribe or tell a friend. New listeners are always welcome. 

Join me next episode as our journey continues, and I’ll see you at the movies!