The Jays finally managed not to finish second and signed a big-name free agent for once. Does that mean they're good? Probably not. Will we still complain about everything else that's wrong? Definitely. Either way, Anthony Santander is a Jay. Also, can we just pay Vladdy already?

The Blue Jays are fun to watch? After yet another brief hiatus, the boys are back and more positive than ever, screw draft picks when you can play .500 ball right? The Angels suck, Bowden Francis is the second coming of Roy Halladay and Joey "The Loperfidshow" Loperfido is making waves in Blue Jays land. Baseball has never been more fun.

After a mid-season hiatus, the boys reunite to discuss the state of the 38-44 Blue Jays. From the upcoming trade deadline to the future of the Jays's key players, there is plenty of uncertainty surrounding the team. But do not let us win tomorrow.......

The Jays lose 2 of 3 to the Twins and are now 18-22, but many bright spots emerge including the improved performance of Vladdy and Sunday's start from Alek Manoah. Let's win a series in Baltimore (please).

The boys are buzzing (alcohol)... this team is very much not. The Jays get destroyed 10-1 by a red-hot Phillies team and have now dropped 10 of 13. Bullpen workload becomes an issue as the Jays have one of the worst bullpen ERAs this month. Help.

The Blue Jays hitting woes continue and we have such a positive outlook. What the fuck is up with Vladdy, Bo and Springer? Alek "Pressure is for Tires" Manoah eyes his return and the Jays are 0-3 on #WorkFromDome.

After a two-year hiatus, we are back on the airwaves, for now at least. The Jays suck, so get ready for some unfiltered optimism from us. Maybe they'll even score six runs (again)?