In our recap of Survivor 49’s premiere, we reveal what’s on our own Survivor bucket lists, pass judgement on most of the people this season and complain about people complaining about high school.

This Week’s Quobst Quiz - https://www.buzzfeed.com/nitawhelan/eat-your-way-through-a-county-fair-and-well-give-3c71x

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Intro: I Lift My Lamp Beside the Golden Door (Lodge 49 Theme Song) - Andrew Carroll 

Outro: All the Stars - SZA & Kendrick Lamar

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