One bedroom, one bed, one bath. Direct beach access, private palm cove, king sized bed, soaking tub, and a DVD player. Shared spa for honeymooners (treatments and yoga lessons cost extra), 45 minutes to the nearest town. $2000 a night.

Some burnt black thing may be watching with a wicked grin and yellow eyes, but it keeps its extra long arms to itself. Mostly. Key is under the mat.

Patrons checked in: Oli and PhyrexianNinja

CW: Themes of horror and death

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Created and Produced by Travis McMaster and Mark Whitten

The Manager - Kelly Nienaltowski

The Lobby Boy - Mark Whitten

The Owner - Graham Rowat

And Christa Lewis

Music by Lauren Pokorney and West Rodri

Special Guest Composer Zach Tatom-Drake

Produced by Pacific Obadiah

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