Patti and the Pottymouth run the remaining postseason contenders through the boyfriend filter, judging the pros and cons of each team, the quality of their postseason motto, and wagers of note, to help you decide who to root for if you don’t have a dog in the fight. Pottymouth takes a look at some player demographics (100% of Arubans in major league baseball are in the playoffs). Patti addresses Addison Frickin’ Russell’s token suspension and the baby steps commentators are making to note the status of domestic abuse investigations when discussing involved players during a game. And we lament the lack of barware remaining on the wedding registry of Team Canada captain Gillian Apps and Team USA captain Meghan Duggan, because we are all in for stories of happy sports relationships, and we are willing to go to women’s hockey to find them.