Trump Derangement Syndrome is back and Pfizer has nothing on the drawing board. Commenting on the state of things, the whackadoo media and left have gone bonkers due to the use of the word "bloodbath." They're ginning up fake outrage-- is it working? Is King Charles dead? You'd think we'd know. Kate Middleton might be the next monarch in waiting. But we just got to love Charles! Miami has made the bold decision to cancel Spring Break with a curfew. Is this just a cynical ploy to generate citation revenue since we're all gonna party anyway? The "Quiet On The Set" documentary is going to ruin all your slime-related memories of Nickolodeon-- it was a terrible place just like every where else.

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