Gather round, and grab a seat. It's time for your hosts to tell you a story about absolutely nothing happening. This is our fourth movie featuring the legendary JCVD, and we don't know why. It's basically the same movie every time. Want the deets? Here they are! Strategic stump assault! Smuckity Huckerson! Spooky Cataracts! Top Heavy Boob Maneuvers! Rob's pizza ruins the show! Jim West Boot Knives! CyBORING results! The lost city of... Atlanta, Georgia, and much, much more on this week's episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made! 

This episode was made possible by the State of Florida's Toll Enforcement Division... a group of suck-fucking tax grubbers.

Stay tuned next week for The Phantom Menace.