The boys are back running down their favorite storylines from the last fortnight of football, including:

- Flares and mayhem in Amsterdam

- We're trading our fathers for Ange Postecoglou

- Jhon Duran's missile golazo has organized crime reconsidering their smuggling tactics

- An Urgent PSA on the MLS

- And we can't help talking about flares in Denmark (which seems like an oxymoron)

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