Pottymouth cries actual tears of joy and admiration for her Red Sox and their rookie manager, Alex Cora. Patti curls up under the stress blanket. It’s the great baseball detox of 2018. Buehler. There’s a World Series Boyfriend recap, where we admit Mookie Betts, Andrew Benintendi, Kiké Hernandez, and Matt Kemp were not the heroes, but they still did us proud. And are still a little adorable (cheers!). Everyone from the President to the LA fans throw shade at Dave Roberts, but Patti explains how it is all a big misunderstanding.  Pottymouth is having none of it. Buehler. Mr. Pottymouth offers a formula for when it is safe to go to sleep when extra innings just keep coming. Patti insists on vocabulary lessons, even in the post-series glow, so there’s Runner’s Lane Interference and Hit and Run. Buehler. And F*ck Machado is the new Jeter Hate.