These stories are like the screams from Purkley Katzman's gnashing mouth as the gears did their work upon him: short, savory, juice-juicy. We honor stories both short and long, but today we hold a special place for those truths that punish the ear quickly. Sup upon each, and yearn! Yearn!

Invocation

Psalm: “I'm a Gym Teacher”

Liturgical Reading: “More More More More More More More Short Stories”

Concluding Prayer

The Story is ripe, and we chew it up and honk it down. Honk one with us next week as well, ooh ooh.