With two thirds of the hosts on vacation for a week we had a little bit of time to kill. So we decided to go clubbing! We actually intended to do some real investigations and bring you some serious reporting on these clubs but, well, we failed. Instead we took a look at the many options for night life in FFXIV and managed to be awkward through most of them. So instead of a detailed report on the indentured servitude of courtesans we're mostly going to crack jokes about being three awkward weirdos too scared to role play. Enjoy!

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