Hey—we're back after a silly little hiatus. Two idiots, one robe, and a whole lot of subway horror stories: slow walkers, man-spreaders, pigeons on the platform, and people who treat the train like the Wild West. Jump in for bagel vs. croissant takes, National Baked Alaska (yes, it’s a thing), hot chocolate vibes, and a throwback chat about Game & Watch and childhood candy rankings. It’s messy, honest, and kind of like catching up with buds at 7 a.m. Come hang, laugh, and rate/review/subscribe—seriously, we missed you.