TheKnuckleHeadsPodcast

The Fanboy is officially on vacation, but before he disappears, there’s plenty to complain about.

This week, the Knuckleheads get into overpacking for a cruise, stolen packages and porch pirates, tourist traps around the world, some truly incredible one-star reviews, subscriptions that refuse to die, subway stroller chaos, and another visit from Florida Man.

The bags are checked. The anger definitely isn’t.

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Knuckleheads! the Fanboy and the Hater are ranting about ridiculous Meta-glasses bans, a nightmarish Fogo experience, train chaos, and the eternal struggle of buying used shirts with surprise cat hair. Tune in for loud opinions, dumb antics, and real talk about everyday annoyances. 

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Knuckleheads! This episode goes everywhere: angry tourist rants, job burnout truths, '90s return horror stories, weird gift memories, and the absolute absurdity of modern public toilets. Pull up a seat, laugh at the chaos, and try not to get caught by the door that opens mid-poop.  

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The Knuckleheads are back and somehow public transportation becomes the enemy. This week we get into crowded trains, workplace culture, a near-death-by-bus experience, Hamptons Jitney entitlement, giant dogs, the chaos of Jamaica Queens, Hater Bucks, broken MTA doors, Florida Man, and some questionable death-row last meals. Basically, everybody is in the way and we're tired of them.

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Superior Marketing Kickstarter!

KNUCKLEHEAS! you gotta hear this one. We sit down with Chase Muir, the mastermind behind Superior Marketing, a laugh-out-loud comic about the messy, behind-the-scenes world of marketing superheroes (think PR disasters, social media freak-outs, and one clueless hero named Paragon). We talk origin stories, finding artists on Reddit, editing, and the upcoming Kickstarter! This is a must support!

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Knuckleheads! we dropped 20 new pieces on the site! We go full rant mode on the nickels-and-dimes of modern life  cruise room fees, corking fees, split-plate charges, app-only nonsense and subscription creep. Plus a heavy recommendation for the Ralphie May doc we saw (bring tissues) and some wild train/street stories that make you shake your head. Stick around, rate/review/subscribe, and hit the store on FourthWall, buy the holiday drops before they disappear. 

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Knuckleheads! quick episode catch-up: we run through merch updates (Comfort Color drop Aug 31/Sep 1), The Haters hilarious Amazon-card double-decline at Fogo de Chão, the weird "guess the fake product" game, and a bunch of absurd things I saw on the train (projectors on the ceiling, phone speakers blasting, and people blocking seats with bags). Stick around for the Florida Man headline, some supercapitalism ranting, and of course rates/reviews hit up the Fourth Wall if you want the new drop. 

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Knuckleheads! this episode is a chaotic, hilarious ride: from ranting about gross protein bars and dreaming up waffle-cone spoons to me literally truckin' a phone-walking stranger on the C train. You get train drama, snack takes, and a whole lot of attitude. We also dig into cruise booking nightmares, brutal PTO policies, coworker horror stories (lunch thieves, microwaved fish, and more), and classic Florida-man antics — all with blunt, laugh-out-loud commentary. Pull up a seat and hang out with us.

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Knuckleheads! Quick heads up: summer merch is going away in about three weeks, so grab your ice cream truck shirt before it’s gone. We’ve also got Halloween and holiday designs in the works, so keep an eye on Fourth Wall and the Knuckleheads Lab shop. Caught a wild live stream, did some guesting (and learned to give up control on live shows), and collected a bunch of ridiculous train stories - umbrella splash, luggage collisions, and one unforgettable funk zone. We also riff on national food days, filet mignon opinions, He-Man toy nostalgia, and a classic Florida Man closing. If you’re feeling it, rate/review/subscribe, follow us on Instagram, and pick up The Morning Star on Amazon. Appreciate you showing up - this one’s a messy, funny ride and I’d love for you to come along.

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Knuckleheads! welcome back to the chaos. Guess who's back? We’re riffing on everything from Jaws and Hooper’s fate to subway pet‑peeves, busted backpacks, Comic‑Con buys that lied to us, and the dumbest Florida man headlines. It’s loud, messy, and exactly the kind of nonsense you’d hear from your rowdy friends. Pull up a seat, grab something to drink, and hang out. We’ll make you laugh, make you roll your eyes, and probably make you want to check your bag placement on the train. Sorry about some of the audio we are working through it now. 

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