Jim Rutledge and Matt Hamilton roll into Hour 2 of the roast of Jesse Nelson, and they react to some Metro Kia Breaking News: Jesse claims that he actually DOES have friends!! Jim and Matt debate whether or not Jesse is telling the truth and they roll through some roasts of themselves and other ESPN Madison teammates (current and former). They change athletes by talking about what a theoretical roast of Aaron Rodgers would look like: who's on the dais, what jokes are on the table, and why wouldn't it work? During Throwing Stones, Primetime asks the guys which of this past weekend's "hoitey toitey" sporting events they'd want to attend, what college football teams would be fits for the Arizona Bowl now sponsored by Snoop Dogg's Gin & Juice brand, and give Tom Brady an authenticity rating for his jokes in last night's Greatest Roast of All Time. The show wraps up on Crosstalk with the Great Dane Huddle, which is hosted by a very lonely Jesse Nelson...