To swerve or not to swerve? That is the calculation that the future must make. In this classic dilemma, updated for the modern age, would you drive a car that might decide to kill you, instead of killing strangers like they're supposed to? Segments "Tinder Topic Title" and "The Pokémon Stop" return.

We chew gum loudly.

Topics include: The Trolley Problem Mark II, Normative vs. Applied Ethics, Abortion, Barely Legal Uber, and Guns.