Zane wants to move out of LA. Steve wants him to move to LA, so they can be best friends and hold hands everywhere. But, Steve doesn't think he will move, because Zane is Captain California, whatever that means. Zane tells Steve that he loves him. And then Steve continues on arbitrary reasons why Zane should move to Park City, literally using "snowshoeing" as one of his big selling points. 

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