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This week on 2 Bears 1 Cave, Bert Kershire and Tim Segura are hooked up to IV's as they recover from their gay bar takeover and all the love the received from all those hungry bears. They talk Instagram FOMO, the magic of minority women making meals for their husbands, a chola influencer named La Sleep that Bert is obsessed with, and the performative nature of social media. They also talk about the appeal of the Kelce brothers to gays, share the unique name of a cocktail that was invented at the takeover, debate which group of people gives the best compliments, and finally they tackle the subject of sampling your own sauce, which means exactly what you think it means. Enjoy the show!

2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 285

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:00:56 - Post Takeover IV Drip

00:08:56 - Watches

00:15:31 - Car Guys & Dogs

00:21:15 - Bert Is A Mexican Woman

00:28:28 - Gay Black Couple Meals

00:33:10 - The Cholo Life

00:36:51 - Instagram FOMO

00:45:51 - Gay Compliments

00:53:53 - Kelce Bears, UTI's, & Sampling Your Own Sauce

01:01:22 - Clip: Drinking An Ari Cocktail

01:08:35 - How Much To Taste?

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Tom and Bert are back in the cave and things get spicy fast.

This week the Bears dive into alternative p*rn genres you didn’t know you needed, celebrate the beauty of international women, and break down the logic and logistics behind the noble art of “homie head.” They also mentally prepare for a Por Osos gay bar takeover and talk the top 5 hot chick accents. Next, Bert recounts his unforgettable Monday Night RAW moment where he went full low-IQ adult and choke slammed two dudes on live TV! Then it’s onto arranged marriages, glory holes, and other socially important topics. Pack a towel, this one gets sweaty.

2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 284

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:02:23 - Alternative P*rn

00:07:41 - Normalize Homie Head

00:14:11 - Por Osos Gay Bar Takeover

00:18:58 - Bert Choke Slammed Two Dudes

00:31:25 - The Wrestling Bug

00:40:15 - Retirement Community Idea

00:45:42 - International Delights

00:51:31 - Hottest Chick Accents

00:59:22 - Arranged Marriages

01:04:10 - Glory Holes, Milking Tables, & Sexy Nurses

01:09:51 - MSG & Summer Break

01:17:56 - Wrap Up

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This week on 2 Bears 1 Cave we have Tom Segura and guest bear Kyle Dunnigan! After both appearing on "Kill Tony: Kill Or Be Killed", now streaming on Netflix, they've got some thoughts and reactions from that insane event to share with of you. They also discuss Kyle's weird dating history, his interest in taller women, and how he finds dates in a world of dating apps. Kyle also has a massive collection of impressions he unloads, including Caitlyn Jenner, RFK Jr, Joe Biden, and the infamous Bill Maher impression that Bill Maher just absolutely loves okaaayy. They also exchange stories about bombing at private events and Kyle tells Tom all about the time he worked Tony Robbins' weird birthday party. Lot of stories, lot of impressions, check it out!

2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 283

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:01:14 - Tall Chicks, Kinks, & Awkward Hook-ups

00:07:56 - Kill Tony: Kill Or Be Killed

00:13:14 - Favorite Dating App

00:19:19 - Contrarian Dating History

00:30:02 - How To Pick Up A Woman

00:40:05 - Kyle's Instagram Impressions

00:48:53 - Elon Musk

00:52:59 - Tony Robbins Birthday

00:55:59 - Tony Big Words

01:00:31 - Bombing At Private Events

01:10:05 - Always Working

01:12:47 - Kyle Wants To Be Adopted

01:16:51 - Wrap Up

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Joey "CoCo" Diaz is back, baby! This week on 2 Bears 1 Cave, Bert Kreischer welcomes the legend himself, Joey Diaz to join him in the cave. Uncle Joey recently had a health scare and was forced to spend some time in the hospital. He's doing alright now, but the worst part about it all was the blue balls and repressed feelings of horniness he felt. Jose and Bart also talk about falling back in love with comedy, slowing down your touring, the mass comedy exodus of Los Angeles, moving during a pandemic, the early days doing comedy with Rogan, the best Ralphie May stories, comic actors, saying whatever you want, and how important parking spots are in major cities. Enjoy the show!

2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 282

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:01:43 - Falling Back In Love With Comedy

00:08:06 - Early Days With Rogan

00:15:29 - Slowing Down

00:19:49 - Reality Calls

00:30:04 - Parking Perks

00:32:30 - Hospital

00:41:48 - The Podcasting Problem

00:47:19 - Specials & Live Albums

00:52:46 - Ralphie May

01:17:35 - Future Plans, Pandemic Moves, & Los Angeles

01:25:20 - Say Whatever You Want

01:28:29 - Comics & Comic Actors

01:34:01 - Farts & Plugs

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Bert and Tom take 2 Bears 1 Cave on location at SXSW, broadcasting straight from The Portal, a Por Osos sponsored party house—where the drinks are flowing, fans are mingling, and people are literally jumping off the roof into the pool.

The chaos kicks off as Bert calls back to an insane AI-generated video called "Fat N-word Season," that does in fact exist. From there, they tackle the big questions in life, like what is the perfect boob size and do Black guys really not always fit all the way in during intercourse?

They also get deep about comedians being forgotten in pop culture history, before immediately pivoting to Bert’s questionable SXSW outfit and how he narrowly avoided disaster with Magic Johnson. Ari Shaffir’s name comes up, Bert lays some praise on Tom for his Robert Smith costume on YMH Live X, and Tom tries to wrap his head around Bert becoming friends with Mel Gibson at a UFC event—which might just be the most Bert Kreischer thing ever.

2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 281

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:00:47 - Fat Big Word Season

00:07:07 - Perfect Size

00:14:15 - The Legacy Of Comedians

00:18:48 - Dudes Jumping Off The Roof & Ari Shaffir

00:28:16 - Bert's Outfit

00:32:29 - Magic Johnson & King's Coronation

00:38:28 - Mel Gibson

00:48:08 - YMH Live X

00:55:35 - Hunger For Touring & Hanging With Fans

01:03:22 - Bert's Death Wish

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In this wild episode of 2 Bears 1 Cave, Tom's co-host Bert is nursing a wing injury, so Tom has brought in a man who knows a thing a two about wings, the great Sean Evans!

Sean hosts the hottest interview show Hot Ones and sits in the interview chair to play Tom's own version of Hot Ones, except it involves scrotum sniffing...you'll see. The two chat about how the show has become a cultural phenomenon, the legacy of Chicago sports, Sasquatch, handwritten Quentin Tarantino scripts, weathermen, deep dish pizza, the Oscars, Bryce Mitchell, trustworthy news anchors, and Tom reveals when he will finally start watching "Severance". Sean also tells a cool story about how he became friends with Dave Grohl despite being kinda responsible for him shitting himself. Enjoy the show!

2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 280

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:01:18 - Hot Ones

00:10:11 - Beautiful Bald Hotties

00:15:18 - Tom's Show Pitch

00:21:46 - How's Your Anus Doing?

00:26:06 - Chicargo Sports

00:35:22 - Sasquatch & Quentin Tarantino

00:40:01 - The Oscars

00:44:50 - Bryce Mitchell

00:51:13 - Chicago Deep Dish, Porn Docs, & Weathermen

00:57:32 - Clip: David Letterman The Weatherman

00:58:44 - National News Guys

01:03:31 - This Guy Gets It

01:09:19 - What's Sean Watching

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In this wet and mild episode of 2 Bears 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer are back together to catch up on everything that's been going on since the last time they were face to face. They debate who the strongest comedian is, Bert claims it's himself, Tom suggests Godfrey or Carrot Top. Who do you think it is? The bears also talk about how cities kind of blow, Bob Dylan sorta sucks, Mussolini inventing fascism, Bert's big summer plans, Chrissy D performing at MSG on 9/11, plus some Oscars thoughts, some opinions on refrigerated food, and the different flavors of Spanish around the world. Enjoy the show!

2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 279

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:00:12 - Strongest Comedian Living

00:09:16 - Medical Emergency In Show

00:17:43 - Georgia's Trip To Spain

00:22:45 - Bert's IG Feed

00:26:28 - Horrible IG Feed

00:31:31 - Mussolini Deep Dive

00:35:42 - Mean Girls

00:39:53 - Fridge Food

00:41:33 - Coffee Drinks

00:46:27 - Top Dog Coffee

00:53:10 - Spanish Accents

00:59:10 - Emilia Perez

01:02:00 - The Oscars Are Over

01:06:24 - Bob Dylan

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In this wild episode of 2 Bears 1 Cave, Bert Kreischer flies solo—well, almost. He’s joined by the hilarious Chris Distefano for a chaotic, high-energy conversation that somehow covers everything from colon health to Benito Mussolini.

Chris introduces Bert to the Yuka app and starts scanning his diet, exposing just how questionable his food choices really are. They dive into couple’s therapy, hair loss in men, and Bert’s “child in flip-flops" fashion sense. The two also get deep on career goals in comedy, grinding in the industry, and the "Luigi Mangione of Serbia".

But it wouldn’t be 2 Bears without some unhinged history talk—Bert and Chris go off on a tangent about the history of currency, Bitcoin, the time Nazis packed Madison Square Garden, and the Axis Powers (because, why not?). They also touch on Florence, Italy, young people thinking Democrats are gay, and how their families keep them grounded. Strap in, grab a drink (or a Yuka-approved snack), and enjoy the show!

2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 278

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:00:32 - A Colon Conversation

00:06:41 - Fun With The Yuka App

00:18:15 - Couple's Therapy

00:20:56 - Male Pattern Perfection

00:29:40 - Flip-Flops & Comedy Aspirations

00:39:29 - Famous Beef

00:43:08 - Grounded By Family & Bitcoin

00:54:18 - Are You Führer About That?

01:00:32 - The Luigi Mangione Of Serbia

01:03:14 - Florence & Fun Facts About Mussolini

01:09:31 - Comedy Hustling

01:18:26 - Podcasts

01:25:05 - Democrats Are Gay

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