Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

By YMH Studios

Comedians Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura are the Mommies and they welcome you to join them in watching wild videos, chatting with celebrity guests and sharing stories! Pull those jeans high and ti... more

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Number 1: The Sleaze Bag Starter Kit w/ Ian Fidance | Your Mom's House Ep. 875
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September 02, 202658min
Number 2: Lesbo Jihadist w/ Yannis Pappas | Your Mom's House Ep. 874
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August 26, 20261h 21min
Number 3: The Horny Hotline w/ Joe DeRosa | Your Mom's House Ep. 873
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August 19, 20261h 58min
Number 4: People Changes w/ Duncan Trussell | Your Mom's House Ep. 871
I want to talk about divorce. Christina P holds down the Mommy Dome with Duncan Trussell for the heaviest episode in show history, the divorce episode. Christina addresses it head-on: yes, she and Tom are divorcing after 20 years, no, you don't need to pick teams, and yes, Mommy is ripping darts, drinking wine, and surviving on one Domino's thin crust a day. From there she and Duncan spiral through cancer, TMZ breaking the story while she was in a London pub with Ari Shaffir, and Duncan's own jaw-dropping family divorce story involving a priest and a jammed shotgun. Then they unpack the International Dick Alert and open some DMs: the guy sending "hey" with one extra Y each time, a Puerto Rican gentleman with a generous offer, the PetSmart employee confusing ferrets and flashlights, aquarium romantic Yung Tang Tang, a Brit promising to beat her vaginal fluid into firm egg whites, and a poly couple charging a $250,000 application fee. A suitor hotline is also officially in the works. They also hit Burning Man hygiene, spray tan confessions, and a trip down memory lane through an 80s divorce boom including latchkey summers, dads' apartment complexes, frozen hot dogs, dancing with sailors at the Beef and Barrel, and the porn tapes that raised them. Too late for you, too late for the lamb. Your Mom’s House Ep. 871 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Emotional Intro 00:04:55 - Opening Clip: Bobby Lee Swoops In 00:13:52 - The TMZ International Dick Alert 00:19:31 - The Shadow Of Divorce Trauma 00:30:05 - Duncan's Parents, the Priest & the Shotgun 00:42:38 - What's Real: Grief, Friends & Love 00:59:07 - Single Gal Questions, Horny Hotline, & Reading DM's 01:15:48 - Pet Smart Ferret Guy & More Suitors 01:39:06 - Christina's Curations 02:03:10 - Self Pleasure In Spray Tan Booth 02:07:11 - Old School Porn At Dad's Place 02:17:57 - Latchkey Kids 02:27:37 - Trauma Bonding 02:33:51 - Final Thoughts Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
August 05, 20262h 42min
Number 5: Your Dad’s House w/ Ryan Sickler | Your Mom's House Ep. 872
SPONSORS: Look for Mountain Dew in stores near you at https://mountaindew.com Go to https://helixsleep.com/ymh for 20% Off Sitewide For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit https://hims.com/YMH For a limited time, our listeners get 50% off FOR LIFE, Free Shipping, AND 3 Free Gifts at Mars Men at https://Mengotomars.com. Well, Tom is back in the Mommy Dome for the first time since the news, and longtime friend Ryan Sickler is in the chair with him. Tom addresses the divorce head-on: why he and Christina have been recording separately for months, getting the TMZ call, and why nobody "made" Christina go first. He also opens up about the state of his DMs, which include a kindergarten teacher looking to "help each other out" and Ryan's own mother, who, Ryan promises, means Tom can get dicked down in Delaware any time. Tom then opens the show with a dude declaring that anyone who doesn't drink their coffee black is gay, which sends Tom and Ryan into the world of men fighting the internet: a guy debunking AI edits of himself kissing dudes, Daddy Lalogon begging TikTok to stop calling him daddy, and Pastor Manning back at the pulpit with a fresh "get a job" sermon (plus the Suede remix) while the guys debate how many people are actually in that church. Tom also pitches Ryan on the next dads-and-kids trip: a family resort in the Philippines where the giant Hulk statue's fully detailed dick doubles as a pool fountain, and the owner cannot stop posting slow-tilt reveals of it. Tom develops a whole theory about the man's artistic vision and wants to send a YMH field team to get more details. They also spiral into junkyard Instagram where a guy solving car problems with half-sticks of dynamite and another launching full propane tanks out of a cannon. Plus some horrible or hilarious clips and a debate about Catholicism for the ages. Enjoy! Your Mom’s House Ep. 872 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:19 - Tom Addresses The Divorce 00:11:04 - Opening Clip: Milk In Your Coffee 00:17:06 - Not Gay It's AI 00:23:18 - Sickler Meets Pastor Manning 00:35:37 - Summer Trip & Guys Blowing Shit Up Online 00:47:30 - The Hulk Is Packing 01:00:19 - Clip: Relapse Blame 01:01:00 - Horrible Or Hilarious 01:07:50 - Battle With Catholicism 01:16:10 - Crashing Zoom Meetings 01:19:41 - Ryan Sickler's Special 01:22:15 - Closing Song - "Daddy Lalogon" by Stoner Stag Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
August 12, 20261h 27min