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Happy Hallow Jeans! Welcome to a very spooky and very fashionable episode of Your Mom’s House! 🎃 This week, Tom Segura and Christina P get into the Halloween spirit—well, Christina does—by showing up as Karl Lagerfeld, complete with fingerless gloves and antisocial energy, while Tom is dressed as a Tom Segura who totally forgets his costume. The jeans dive into Karl’s insane quotes, fashion snobbery, and hatred of sweatpants, before somehow landing on Florida’s trashiest white people, Santa-denying parents, and why Jewish holidays can’t compete with Christmas.

Then, the Hamburglar aka Ryan Sickler joins the show to talk about his new stand-up special Live and Alive, why his brow lift left him without a Halloween costume, and how bullying might actually build character. Plus, the Main Mommies also show Ryan some horrible or hilarious clips and everything insane they've been watching this week. ROBBLE ROBBLE!

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:04:57 - Opening Clip: Ryan Needs Some Action

00:06:28 - Halloween On Christmas

00:14:14 - Florida Trash

00:22:50 - Fart Eyes Responds

00:25:40 - Some Gay Stuff

00:34:37 - Clip: Exploding Horny Dude

00:37:48 - Bert

00:40:59 - The Hamburglar Roasts Karl Lagerfeld

00:47:17 - Pudding Unc

00:54:08 - Clip: One Eyed Lady

00:56:12 - Clip: Picky Eater

01:02:09 - Sickler's New Special

01:07:28 - Horrible Or Hilarious

01:22:31 - I'm Ryan

01:27:07 - Cafe Bich Nga

01:30:22 - Lars Van Trier Loves H Dog

01:32:18 - Austin's Poop Problem

01:41:38 - Clip: Earl Changes

01:47:19 - Closing Song - "Fuk Me Tonite" by Matt Mercer

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Tom's traveling across Texas, Amarillo on Nov. 1st, then Lubbock on Nov. 2nd and El Paso on Nov. 6th. Make sure to get your tickets at ⁠https://tomsegura.com/tour

Tom Segura and Christina P. welcome world-renowned mentalist Oz Pearlman to Your Mom’s House! Oz stuns the crew with mind-blowing mental tricks, wild psychological insights, and a peek behind the curtain of how he reads people. From guessing Tom’s childhood crush to revealing impossible inside jokes, Oz leaves everyone speechless. Plus, Tom and Christina talk Killarney drunks, pickup artist “Mystery,” and the weirdest viral videos on the internet.

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00:00:00 - Intro

00:04:04 - Opening Clip: Master Of Redneck Accents

00:10:07 - Sham From Killarney

00:17:39 - Clip: No Neck

00:20:16 - Clip: Coochie Confrontation

00:23:03 - Mystery Is Back

00:35:32 - Oz Pearlman Is Here To Blow Our Minds

00:41:07 - Show N Tell

00:46:35 - Ryan Gets Got

00:54:18 - How'd You Get A Job Here?

01:03:16 - Entertaining Steven Spielberg & Other Heroes

01:12:42 - Christine's Turn

01:19:29 - Enny Hates This

01:22:38 - Birthday Money Trick

01:27:07 - Wrap Up

01:29:23 - Closing Song - "It's A Surprise" by DJ Wet Nut Sack

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Tom's coming to Hanover, Maryland on the 19th as well as all over Indiana Oct. 23th - 26th. Make sure to get your tickets at https://TomSegura.com/Tour

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Hey, Jeans! Tim’s off at rehab for an eating disorder (allegedly), so Christina welcomes certified Soul Mommy and Not Today Pal co-host Rob Iler to hold down the fort. They dive head-first into the single life, dating red flags, and the thriving world of inmate dating apps — complete with reviews of real prison profiles. Rob reveals his “type,” Christina confesses her John Goodman fantasy, and together they somehow connect it all to asthma, cigarettes, and childhood trauma. If you're in the mood for farts, felons, and philosophy this week, you've come to the right place!

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00:00:00 - Intro

00:03:53 - Opening Clip: Fat Women Are Broke Dudes

00:08:26 - You're The One For Me Fatty

00:15:16 - Idaho Prison Inmate Dating Game

00:22:06 - Wolly Willy Babe

00:27:41 - Here For Good Time, Not Long Time

00:32:27 - Chain Smoking Grandparents

00:40:21 - Traveling Girls

00:45:48 - Happy Tom, Gross Rob

00:53:06 - Clip: Horse Milk

00:54:39 - Big Cheese Guy

00:58:49 - Learning Things From TikTok

01:05:55 - Poo Poo Pee Pee Dealbreakers + Rob's Pazsitzky Effect

01:14:28 - Christina's Curations

01:24:07 - More TikToks

01:40:45 - Closing Song -"Booty Opens Up" by Buttstin

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Welcome back to the Mommy Dome! Tom Segura and Christina P are bleeding with laughter this week—literally. From syncing up their “cycles” to debating who actually looks at their own turds, the mommydom gets raw, messy, and very YMH. Christina shares her discovery that she might be a femboy thanks to TikTok, the two lose it over a Vietnamese café, and a drunk casino regular goes viral for swearing revenge on Encore at 10:30 in the morning. Things get even wilder with a Miami tax-prep guru who doubles as a bizarre influencer, a heated dental update with a hygiene showdown where Tom insists he “knows gums,” and Christina’s revelation about her biggest fear of turning into an emotional vampire. It's bloody good time this week at Your Mom’s House!

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:05:33 - Opening Clip: Cafe Bich Nga

00:13:41 - A History Lesson

00:21:16 - Boston Gambler

00:27:20 - Cool Accountant

00:33:33 - Clip: Catching Poops

00:37:05 - Clip: Happy Birthday Fatty

00:37:29 - DENTAL UPDATE

00:43:36 - Horrible Or Hilarious

00:51:11 - The Person You're Afraid Of Becoming

00:58:32 - Clip: Rollercoaster Barf

00:58:56 - Clip: Road Rage Cabron

01:03:46 - TikToks

01:18:09 - Closing Song -"Alpha Advice" by WavKingz

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Welcome back to Your Mom’s House with Tom Segura and Christina P! This week Tim and Kristin are joined by comedian Jordan Jensen (Netflix: Take Me With You, Being Ian with Jordan).
The mommies kick things off with some cat updates, code switching, and a heated debate about napkin pants. Then Jordan sits down to talk about growing up with two moms and a cowboy dad, why female comics all have “dyke energy,” and the elite nightmare of dating apps like Raya.
We get into cold plunges, “gender traitors,” road rage in New York City, fart legends like King Ass Ripper, and Jordan’s on-again-off-again relationships. Plus: the infamous “N-Ain’t Shit” lady, breakdancing protestors, and why sharts aren’t what you think they are.
It’s a packed episode full of laughs, chaos, and classic YMH insanity.

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00:00:00 - Intro

00:01:48 - Christina's Art & Cat Breath

00:04:10 - Code Switching For Elite Whites

00:15:57 - Opening Clip: Demons In My Womb

00:18:39 - Clip: Fart On Me Freakout

00:23:28 - Double Pipe Collab

00:25:56 - Do You Have A Husband?

00:30:48 - Clip: Presidential Candidate

00:32:36 - Full Figured Woman

00:36:38 - Napkin Pants

00:38:49 - Jordan Jensen Isn't Gay

00:44:27 - Masculine Comedy Energy

00:50:24 - Gender Traitor

01:40:45 - Closing Song: "Six Butts (More To Love)" By DJ Fat Hog Jeans

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Tom Segura and Christina P are back in the jeans with a very special guest — the King of Props himself, Carrot Top! From his legendary Vegas run at the Luxor to his wildest corporate gig disasters, Carrot Top brings decades of insane stories, prop magic, and pure chaos. Before Carrot Top enters the Mommy Dome, Tim and Christine The mommies dive deep into everything from Christina’s new artwork of Tom’s body (and perfectly to-scale junk) to DIY butt-stuff therapies, plus ass-worship furniture, queening chairs on Amazon, and the return of the fart mic.

Carrot Top talks insane backstage Tonight Show moments and why George Carlin was one of his biggest fans. He also talks growing up in Florida, life in Vegas, Phyllis Diller stealing his joke, and reacts to classic YMH prop man, Uncle Terry. Carrot Top also opens his trunk and shows the Main Mommies some of his latest wacky props. It’s a filthy, hilarious ride with one of the most iconic comics alive. Don’t miss it, Jean.

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:03:26 - Opening Clip: Butt Stuff Solutions

00:05:38 - Christina's New Art

00:16:45 - Karl Lagerfeld

00:19:45 - Queening & Ass Worship

00:29:57 - Clip: Join Me In The Shower

00:31:50 - Mean Comments From Dudes

00:35:13 - Clip: Tard Fraud

00:39:58 - Carrot Top

00:45:20 - The Prop Process

00:54:33 - Clean Comedy & Nightmare Gigs

01:03:26 - Clip: Ozzy's Austrian Painter Inspo

01:04:14 - Clip: Dan Pena

01:04:27 - Clip: Tard Fraud

01:06:05 - Messing With Gene Simmons & Stolen Prop Valor

01:25:52 - Uncle Terry, Gingers, & More Props

01:35:53 - TikToks

01:44:48 - Carlin Liked Me

01:53:03 - Closing Song -"Now I'm In Your Ass Yeah" by Street Justice Remix

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Here come the Cincinnati boys! Tom welcomes comedian/actor Gary Owen—for a long-overdue YMH hang. They trade Queen City origin stories, first mics, and the wild path that took Gary from the U.S. Navy to San Diego open mics, Black room gauntlets, and a film run with legends like Eddie Murphy, Jamie Foxx, Martin Lawrence, the Wayans brothers, and Kevin Hart. Tom also challenges Gary to a round of “Tom or Black?”, they relive the Def Jam glory days, FSU vs. Alabama stadium suites, Deion “Prime” Sanders, Randy Moss's fishing obsession, Bengals heartbreak, and why standup is booming again. Plus: Tom opens the show 28 minutes in with Ryan's latest interest Brazilian farts.

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00:00:00 - Intro

00:00:40 - Two Cincinnati Kids

00:09:00 - Doing Comedy For The Blacks

00:18:34 - White Audiences Vs Black Audiences

00:25:46 - Opening Clip: I'm Ryan

00:27:13 - Rich Guys Into Deranged Shit

00:31:23 - Working With Comedy Legends

00:36:05 - Gary's New Special & Undercover Boss

00:42:41 - Tom Or Black?

00:46:20 - Florida State Vs Alabama

00:48:30 - Randy Moss

00:54:23 - The Cincinnati Bengals

01:00:46 - Why Move To Austin?

01:05:37 - Closing Song - "Let's Go Water Champ Tommy Buns" by Sweet Mitchel

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This week on Your Mom’s House, Tim and Kristine are out and it’s “My Mom’s House” as Charo sits in for the absent main mommies. Charo hosts a nostalgia fueled clip show, which features fans and guests—including Stavros Halkias, Dr. Drew, Chris Distefano, Jamie-Lynn Sigler, Rob Iler, Andrew Santino, Ryan Sickler, Armie Hammer and more—sharing their favorite YMH moments, each leading into a classic clip. Tom’s mom is putting in the leg work and proving you can’t spell “contractually obligated” without Charo!

Guest Submissions
Chris Distefano - Ep. 765 https://youtu.be/aDknTsElGcA
Stavros Halkias - Ep. 711 https://youtu.be/L3zV1AzFisY
Steve-O - Ep. 517 https://youtu.be/HjHJ1TY2AAg
Dr. Drew - Ep. 427 https://youtu.be/zeJkkihtD2A
Andrew Santino - Ep. 466 https://youtu.be/0_tdOY6ssbI
Ryan Sickler - Ep. 735 https://youtu.be/b5WvnO5E8Ps
Johnny Pemberton - Ep. 612 https://youtu.be/gB1LQBp8nLA
Duncan Trussell -YMH Live X https://ymhstudios.com/rent-ymh-x/
Robert Iler + Jamie-Lynn Sigler - Ep. 561 https://youtu.be/BbNqYAR1ulQ
Steph Tolev - Ep. 814 https://youtu.be/4Gi917jYvdg
Mark Normand - 2 Bears, 1 Cave 85 https://youtu.be/cQNH8Djac-c
Josh Potter - Home Here Now Doc w/ RPC https://youtu.be/HmViwV_10yk
Armie Hammer - Ep. 791 https://youtu.be/-Ay7j-X-Wxs

Mommy Submissions
Daniel -Ep. 537 https://youtu.be/xVOR712pRaE
Douglas -Ep. 759 https://youtu.be/qN5rXW5C238
Ellison -Ep. 644 https://youtu.be/A-95v0ngiGc
Kaitlin -Ep. 773 https://youtu.be/pBfdf85I-hk
Bobby - Ep. 358 https://youtu.be/OIjeu2TQ4qs

Your Mom’s House Ep. 825

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:01:06 - Stavros Halkias - Pig Poutine

00:03:57 - Chris Distefano - Trans Love

00:07:11 - Mommy Kaitlin - Hammy Escapes

00:16:04 - Steve-O - Skyjacking

00:19:24 - Robert Iler & Jamie-Lynn Sigler - Buried For The Kinks

00:22:12 - Mommy Daniel - Pouncey Twins

00:27:46 - Mark Normand - Fat & Gross Segura

00:31:20 - Dr. Drew - Meeting RPC

00:34:59 - Mommy Ellison - Charo's "Bet"

00:42:05 - Andrew Santino - Good Morning Julia

00:46:50 - Ryan Sickler - Jesse Lee Peterson

00:51:54 - Johnny Pemberton - Lathe Death

00:53:33 - Duncan Trussell - Will Blunderfield's Retreat

00:55:44 - Mommy Bobby - Top Dog Blonde Jokes

01:03:20 - Steph Tolev - Pig Poutine Redux

01:06:53 - Josh Potter - Home Here Now

01:12:32 - Armie Hammer - Austin Is Insane

01:13:39 - Mommy Douglas - Good Mornin' Julia Song

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