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Hey mommies, this week it's just Tom and Tina doing what they do in the place where they do it. Valentime's Day is around the corner so the Main Mommies check out some ideas Fancy Chef has cooked up, before opening the show with a dude who's not ashamed to admit his burying skills. They also watch a user submitted happy birthday drive-thru video, recall some classic clips from William Tapley aka the Third Eagle of the Apocalypse, speculate on Norm Summerton's whereabouts, congratulate YMH President Emma Hix on winning best POV Anal scene at the AVN awards, ridicule some gypsies, and Christina faces her fears and takes on a gauntlet of puke clips. They also check out some TikToks, horrible or hilarious clips, and other weird and wild vids from the darkest corners of the internets. What do you think Unc Shine is saying in Nikki Minaj clip? Let us know below!

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Chapter Markers

00:00:00 - Intro

00:02:13 - Valentime's Day Right Around The Corner

00:05:49 - Opening Clip: Bury My Face In It

00:13:09 - Christina Makes A Great Point

00:15:57 - Happy Birthday Drive-Thru

00:19:32 - Clip: Unc Shine Wants Some Nikki Minaj

00:26:43 - Clip: BIPOC Anthem

00:30:43 - William Tapley The Third Eagle Of The Apocalypse

00:34:32 - Clip: Norm Summerton

00:35:28 - Clip: Bruce Bruce Saying Bert's Name Wrong

00:36:31 - The Romani People

00:43:10 - Gauntlet Of Puke

00:53:23 - Horrible Or Hilarious

00:58:02 - Clip: Upper Back Pain Removal

00:58:58 - Clip: Flossing Nurse

01:01:01 - Congratulations To YMH President Emma Hix

01:02:41 - TikToks

01:16:04 - Closing Song - "I Got Diarrhea" by Ali XieZer

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It’s another episode of YMH with Tom Segura and Christina P! This week, Mama and Papa Jeans open the show with a new clip from Unc Shine once again looking to get all up in ya. They next discuss poop protocols and cool guy consistencies, before they recap the unhinged insanity of last week's Charo visit. They also check out a very cool tattoo submitted from a fan and check out some clips before being joined by the Uncle Fester of comedy, Jim Norton.

Jim Norton is currently navigating the podcast scene after just recently departing from SiriusXM. He joins the Main Mommies and they discuss the intricacies of being a "we", his marriage to a trans woman, the future of human sexuality, the unforgettable Patrice O'Neal, the genius of Greg Giraldo, and the clever tweets of Colin Quinn. They also talk about the evolution of cancel culture and if it truly is on it's way out, before Tom shows Jim some clips that are truly horrible or hilarious!

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Chapter Markers

00:00:00 - Intro

00:03:34 - Opening Clip: Unc Shine Wants Those Nips

00:05:26 - What's Your Protocol?

00:08:13 - Unc Shine Is Consistent

00:13:41 - RPC

00:16:29 - Recapping Charo's Visit

00:19:40 - The Choke But In Tattoo Form

00:22:37 - Clip: Kevin Samuels

00:26:02 - Jim Norton Can't Save You

00:31:38 - The Royal "We"

00:37:04 - Married To A Trans Woman

00:41:41 - The Future Of Human Sexuality?

00:45:12 - Closers, Touring, & Podcasting

00:48:44 - Cancel Culture

00:54:07 - Jim Norton’s Crew Of Comedy Greats

00:57:00 - Vandalism Is Funny

01:02:52 - Brendan Walsh

01:07:45 - Colin Quinn & Dave Attell

01:11:56 - The Best Of The Best

01:17:47 - Classic Comedies

01:22:15 - Horrible Or Hilarious

01:29:30 - Closing Song - "Gay Questions" by MC FluidBond & DJ GlassGender

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She's baaaaaack!!! The Fart Mistress herself, la madre de Tommy, Charo is in the mommy dome, joining Tim and Kristin for some fun clips and a lot of coffee. The trio talk about Charo's star making turn at their recent vacation, Charo's new life living in Austin, the LA wildfires, the happy birthday drive-thru prank, and the feedback they've received from the mommies about Charo's OnlyFans. Speaking of that, Tommy spends most this episode trying to convince her that it's an amazing idea, because duh, it's the best idea. They also check out some TikToks, Charo reacts to some Horrible or Hilarious clips, and Charo gets pretty lit by the end of this thing. There's also an incredible banger of a closing song by the one and only Will Blunderfield to wrap the whole thing up. Enjoy!

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:02:04 - Charo Is In The House

00:03:27 - Opening Clip: Happy Trail Bear

00:06:02 - Vacation Star

00:15:57 - CharOFans

00:26:21 - Clip: Thumbs Way Up

00:31:20 - Clip: Piss Nuke

00:32:36 - Horrible Or Hilarious

00:36:25 - Ad Break

00:41:12 - Notting Hill

00:47:05 - Clip: Will Blunderfield's Stink Portal

00:48:29 - Clip: Hazing

00:49:34 - LA Wildfires

00:53:43 - Clip: Feeling Good Forever

00:56:14 - Squirrels

01:00:35 - Bridge & Facial Enhancements

01:05:33 - Clip: Dancing Sloppers

01:07:32 - Happy Birthday Drive Thru Prank

01:17:49 - Extremely Serious

01:25:31 - Time To Clean Up The Act

01:31:19 - TikToks

01:38:10 - Classic Charo Voice Clips

01:48:40 - Closing Song - "I Love Smelling My Farts" by Will Blunderfield

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It’s another episode of YMH with Todd and Christine! This week, Tom Segura and Christina P attempt to convince Enny to go on a men's retreat led by the Double Soul Shaman Will Blunderfield, before opening the show with a heaving clip of a guy drinking a Cinnamon Toast Crunch inspired drink. They also clown on Hilaria Baldwin, have some fun with accents, weigh in on an anti-transition lenses crime, and watch some more clips of some mommies who really want Tom's mom to open her OnlyFans account.

Former News anchor, author, and true crime journalist Susan Hendrick joins Tom and Christina to discuss murderers and Tom couldn't be more excited. They discuss some infamous crimes from the last few decades, including the JonBenét murder, the Menendez murders, Gabby Petito, and BTK. Susan also talks about why people find murderers so fascinating, that feeling you get when you can recognize a person is a killer, and shares many anecdotes about her time covering some truly twisted crime stories. Tom and Christina are really licking their chops for this one!

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:02:39 - Opening Clip: Cinnamon Toast Crunch

00:07:08 - Clip: Will Blunderfield Toilet Talk

00:08:16 - Will Enny Do A Men's Retreat?

00:19:14 - Clip: Hey Black Men

00:23:28 - Clip: A Real Manly Dentist

00:24:45 - Clip: Dennis Quaid Loves Jesus

00:26:30 - Randy Quaid Loves Not Paying Taxes

00:31:05 - Clip: Man Eats Bar

00:32:07 - Hilaria Baldwin Back On Her Bullsh!t

00:34:50 - Fun With Accents

00:38:19 - Clip: Misgendered Crime

00:42:36 - The Mommies Want Charo's OF

00:47:10 - Susan Hendricks Talks About Murder

00:51:49 - Why True Crime Stories Are Fascinating

01:04:02 - JonBenét & Menendez Brothers

01:16:12 - Luigi Mangione

01:29:16 - Gabby Petito & Feeling A Killer

01:39:19 - Clip: Brian Cohee Jr

01:42:58 - America Loves A Blonde Woman Murder Story

01:51:55 - The Night Stalker & LA Wildfires

01:56:35 - Into The Fire & Down The Hill

02:03:43 - Closing Song - "Cucumber" by Ramsay McQueen

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Tom and Christine are back and open the show with a very creative criminal, before paying tribute to OG cool guy, Hard Rock Nick, who was recently shuffled from this mortal coil. Christina P also unveils another drawing of Tom inspired by his now infamous choke. Next, Tommy continues the fan powered campaign to convince Charo to start an OnlyFans account and plays some fan submissions we've already received. There's also a Fancy Chef update, Tina tells a petting zoo story, and the main mommies have a new game to play with drive-thru workers.

Tom and Christina are then joined by comedian and tin foil hat enthusiast, Sam Tripoli! The three talk about parental stuff, before deep diving into some fun conspiracy talk. They discuss, the drones over New Jersey, the mass surveillance in everyday life, the CIA, Tom Hanks, and more. They also talk about insane Japanese game shows, Mr. Hands, and the harmful effects of going viral. Christina also presents an interesting "would you rather?" question and they sprinkle in some solid horrible or hilarious clips for good measure. Try it out!

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Chapter Markers

00:00:00 - Intro

00:02:34 - Opening Clip: Treat Me Like A Black Man

00:07:10 - Rest In Peace Hard Rock Nick

00:14:26 - Christina's Latest Creation

00:17:49 - The Mommies Want A Charo OF

00:22:22 - Clip: Russian Fart Streamer

00:22:52 - Fancy Chef Update

00:31:12 - Clip: Drive-Thru Prank

00:35:33 - Petting Zoo Story

00:40:14 - Clip: White Big Word

00:48:04 - Dad Stuff With Sam Tripoli

00:53:45 - New Jersey Drones & Surveillance States

01:02:41 - Clip: All Terrain Accident

01:03:13 - Spiritual Conspiracies & Tom Hanks

01:10:50 - Clip: Wind Knocked Outta Ya

01:11:42 - Crazy Japanese Game Shows

01:14:17 - Clip: Splits Machine

01:14:43 - Mr. Hands

01:22:45 - Clip: BMX Hard Landing

01:23:55 - Showing Sam The Opening Clip

01:26:28 - Would You Rather?

01:32:20 - Clip: Loving Couple

01:33:53 - Closing Song - "The Big Words" by Kurtis Caramel Carbon

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Happy New Year, Mommies! Tom and Christina are back to begin the new year with a reflection on the annual YMH Christmas party and the shenanigans of everyone's favorite staff member, Chris Larson. Tom also brings up a moment from the past when Christina was choking on the show and he didn't laugh or mock her. They also talk menopausal haircuts and review a tribute to Tom's nose twin, John Amos.

Tom and Christina are then joined by alleged cannibal, actor, and podcaster Armie Hammer! Armie sets the record straight and details how his kinks and morally ambiguous behavior sent him from Hollywood to a timeshare desk in the Cayman Islands. Presently, Armie is slowly working on a comeback and opens up and tells his story to the Main Mommies in his own words. It's a fascinating discussion that includes, rope binding, heart consumption, redemption, and loving somebody so much you want to smash their face into a dresser. Try this one out!

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Ho Ho Ho, chomos! It's almost Christmas and Tim y Tina are already into the holiday spirit this week on Your Mom's House Podcast. Tom opens the show with some deserving apologies from the Booth Boys, who are back with some handwritten letters expressing their regret from laughing at his life or death moment. Tom also brings up a clip from an old YMH episode showing how concerned he was when Christina was choking on the show and he didn't laugh or mock her. They next open the show with a clip of a pro fisherman with a really cool last name. The Main Mommies also share some huge news about Charo, talk about UHC CEO shooter Luigi Mangione's thirst traps, share their thoughts on American Nightmare, and react to some disappointing news about Tony Johns.

Tom and Christina are then joined by the last cowboy in LA, Jeff Dye! He's got a new special out and he's got a lot of thoughts on big city girls in boots and dresses. The mommies talk to him about taboo jokes, offensive last names, politicians on podcasts, Trumps weight loss, dumb girls stuff, then they check out some Horrible or Hilarious clips, and some of Christina's curations! Merry Chrysler to all, happy holidays to some, don't forget your Uvers, and to all a good night!

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This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, Tom and Tina are back together and in the spirit of the season, connect with legendary cool guy, Mr. "We Up Outta Here" himself, Tony Johns! Before getting on the phone with Tony, we open the show with a banger track to honor the passing of Chuck Woolery. Tom and Christina also reminisce on some of the fun clips he's contributed to in past YMH episodes. They next open the show with a classic Tony Johns clip before Tom addresses some firings from last week and some new faces in the booth. Christine pivots the conversation to discuss Tom's nose and theories on his true heritage. Tom then plays a clip from a Congressional hearing about some shady practices of major American airlines. The two also check out a Tony Valli clip, check out some art featuring Tom as famous serial killers, watch a very informative Will Blunderfield clip, and then give Tony Johns a call to see what he's up to. There are also a bunch of TikTok's, a new Pazsitzky Effect, and so much more! WOOOOOO WE UP OUTTA HERE!

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This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, Tom and Tina are back together and beyond excited that it's finally December! Before sharing some updates about Tina's lipsticks and Tommy's tour dates, the Main Mommies open the show with a clip of a kissy face dude who really wants to be shown some bobs and vagene if you know what I mean. They next check out some really cool clips of some liquid brown tests and some really solid ball-bag tips. Christine also talks about her recent interest in weightlifting and Tom brings about an in-depth conversation about which US President is the hottest. The two of the go all out and rank them, before watching some Horrible or Hilarious clips and some Toks, before calling it a day. Love you, see you next week...M'wah!

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Yo, yo, yo, it's Danny Brown on YMH tho! Danny joins Tom and a silent Christina to talk about some hot topics and cold weather. Tom opens the show with a very sweaty cool guy who claims he's the best, not sure what he's the best at, hopefully it's something cool. They also talk about Bart and Matthew McConaughey's love of ketchup, the robotic stylings of Frankie Valli, the Tyson/Jake Paul fight, LL Cool J's staying power, fashion styles, and some awful national anthem singers. Tom also introduces Danny to some recent cool guys, including funcle, Fancy Chef, and the Double Soul Shaman, before deploying some Horrible or Hilarious for Danny to try out.

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