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This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom Segura and Christina P welcome back the one and only Charo! Charo isn't only here to collect casino money, she's here to drop major news: she’s launching her own YMH show, Muy Mucha Charo… and let’s just say, it’s already the tits!

Charo talks more about her recent move to Austin and how the adjustment is going, and the trio dives into Charo’s own psychological evaluation (spoiler: clinically significant chaos), debates her potential Vegas show “Fart Mistress Live,” and navigates her dream of owning a Mazda Miata convertible—so long as she drives it on the freeway. Plus, Christina’s lipstick line gets a rave review, Bert Kreischer gets body-shamed with love, Charo watches people get hurt against her will, they brainstorm Bad Thoughts season 2 ideas, and Tom reveals a sci-fi colonoscopy story that sends Charo into full-on disownment mode. This episode is a wild ride filled with laughs, borderline diagnoses, mom-manipulation tactics, and of course... plenty of farts.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 821

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:05:02 - Opening Clip: Fat Guy Is Full

00:18:24 - Muy Mucha Charo Teaser

00:21:37 - Does Charo Like Austin?

00:29:39 - Farts & Charo Bribes

00:37:54 - Charo's Psych Evaluation Results

00:49:05 - Horrible Or Hilarious

00:57:05 - Crazies Behind The Wheel

01:02:21 - Clip: Robot Companion

01:04:44 - Season 2 Of Bad Thoughts

01:15:49 - Closing Song - "BURP" by Wes

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Tom’s fasting, Christina’s gassy, and Joe DeRosa is back with a brand new comedy special and hot sandwich takes about a major New York institution. The show kicks off with a debate over whether fighter pilots could get away with call signs like “Stanky Cock” or “Big Dick.” The Main Mommies next dive deep into the aftermath of their staff psych evals, with borderline revelations, some tampon talk, and a real concern for Enny’s suspiciously normal results. Tom also opens up about his multi-day fast, shrinking penis, and terrifying wellness advice, while Christina celebrates colonics as feminist self-care.

Then, Joe DeRosa enters the chat. The trio debates Hitler as a motivational speaker, Dan Peña’s castle energy, building houses on famous murder sites, and the growing arms race of celebrity sex criminals. Joe also dishes on Bradley Cooper visiting his sandwich shop, fantasizes about quitting comedy to work at Best Buy, and breaks down his bleak-but-hilarious new special I Never Promised You a Rose Garden. Plus: forklift fails, Cosby court swagger, Lena Dunham's cones, and how to turn fart jars and armpits into financial freedom.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 820

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:08:51 - Opening Clip: I'm Ryan

00:23:11 - Brad Pitt In Fight Club Skinny

00:31:05 - Lena Dunham

00:37:05 - Clip: Bottled Farts

00:39:49 - Joe DeRosa, Dan Pena, & Murder Houses

00:48:28 - The Cosby Problem

00:59:22 - Woody Allen & Roman Polanski

01:13:33 - Drunk News Anchor

01:17:23 - Joe's New Special & Best Buy Fantasy

01:26:27 - Horrible Or Hilarious

01:30:47 - Joey Roses Sandwiches

01:40:30 - Closing Song - "2 Catches (Obviously) By Odd-Track Numbers

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This week on Your Mom’s House, Christina and Tommy welcome Dr. Hope Torres, an Austin-based licensed professional counselor specializing in trauma and personality assessment to analyze Tom, Christina, and the entire YMH staff. Before the doctor is in, the Main Mommies update us on what they've been up to, Tommy's on a water fast and Tina looks like a crypto millionaire now. They open the show with a really cool guy yelling at a bartender, before checking out a new video of an old favorite, Dan Pena, who explains why he likes having a painting of Hitler in his office. They also check out a clip of Charlize Theron bragging about banging a dude in his 20's and Christina shares her thoughts on the movie "Sinners" hmmmm hmmmm hmmmm.

Dr. Torres then comes in and shares the results of a personality assessment that everyone at Studio Jeans filled out and determines on a scale of normal to traumatized combat vet where Tom, Christina, and the entire staff rank. She walks the YMH crew through their results on the PID-5 personality inventory (DSM‑5). and breaks down the personality domains like anxiety, impulsivity, narcissism, and eccentricity. There's also plenty of insight into how trauma, dissociation, and childhood behaviors can shape adult personality. Whether you’re looking for laughs, self-reflection, or a crash course in personality diagnostics, this deeply human episode is a must-listen.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 819

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:05:13 - Mom & Dad Updates

00:13:13 - Opening Clip: Angry Dad

00:19:42 - Bert Kersher Interrupts The Show

00:23:05 - Dan Pena

00:32:49 - Charlize Theron's Sex Positive Encounter

00:38:06 - Christina Saw "Sinners"

00:46:26 - The Doctor Is In

00:53:24 - Who's Doing Ok?

01:01:02 - Mid Tier Crazies

01:10:55 - Top 3 Psychos

01:27:31 - The Biggest Studio Psycho

01:38:35 - Mentally Ill Main Mommies

01:53:35 - The Other Normies

01:57:24 - Closing Song - "Therapy Breakthrough" by Pete Sake

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This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom and Christina are back in Los Angeles! CP’s rocking a bold Zorro-inspired new look and Tom shows off his scar from a street fight with a surfer, and they both break down the fine line between plastic surgery and mental illness.

The Main Mommies check out some truly unhinged videos including Adrien Brody’s social media posts, a clip about parasites in places they shouldn’t be, and some gay black dudes swapping spit. Plus, Tom shares the story of his loudest gym fart, CP raises the price of her art, and the two debate whether posing nude at art school is the key to escaping homelessness. Tommy F-Stop also makes his debut on the show, Tom’s kids are as feral as ever, and CP walks us through the bloodiest promo idea ever based on her recent surgery. Enjoy!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 817

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:04:05 - Opening Clip: Ryan Likes Ass

00:08:11 - Christina's New Look & Tom's Surfer Fight

00:20:25 - Adrien Brody

00:24:54 - Goth Basketball Player

00:27:53 - Gay Stuff For Enny

00:32:25 - Clip: Parasites In Your P

00:35:02 - Gym Farts

00:40:24 - Who's More Mentally Ill?

00:45:32 - Movies

00:49:23 - Tommy F-Stop

00:57:20 - Laugh Till Your Face Falls Off

01:02:51 - Closing Song - "4 Stroke Anthem" by Gaping Dad

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It’s CP’s birthday and what better way to celebrate than a gals trip, some productive coughing, and watching a horny cowboy tell us how to treat a lady? Also Tom and Christina are joined by the always-delightful Johnny Pemberton!

We kick things off with a mumbling cool guy with unrealistic standards, before moving on to a humble-brag video of a woman prepping her bowels for a dom session. There’s also new Pazsitzky Effect, on the table, some more of Enny's hot take on the movie "Sinners", and of course some more gay content we found on the internet.

Johnny Pemberton then enters the studio to talk about his latest film "Mermaid", yo hype season 2 of "Fallout", and talk all about his animated voice rolls that's more known for these days. He also reacts to the cool guys from the top of the show, watches some horrible or hilarious clips, shares some war stories from doing prank calls, and gets into a passionate rant about Red Lobster. What can we say? Except I'm gay.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 815

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00:00:00 - Intro

00:06:12 - Opening Clip: Don't Message Me

00:10:40 - The Horny Cowboy

00:18:27 - Clip: Dom Sesh Prep

00:21:38 - More Gay Stuff

00:28:16 - Sinners

00:37:13 - Johnny Pemberton's Best Work

00:49:33 - What Can I Say Except That I'm Gay

00:53:27 - Johnny Meets Mumbling Kevin

00:58:44 - Horrible Or Hilarious

01:04:51 - Pouch Leggings

01:10:31 - Johnny Reacts To Dom Sesh Prep

01:14:17 - TikToks

01:19:37 - Red Lobster

01:24:30 - Closing Song - "Erection Achieved" by Hendawg

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This week on Your Mom's House, Tom Segura and Christina P welcome the feral and hilarious Steph Tolev into the Mommy Dome! Fresh off the release of her new Netflix stand-up special, Filth Queen, Steph dives face-first into a mess of cool guys and gets the ultimate YMH experience.

The trio also talk about what Steph's Hustler mag poses would be, her formative years in Canada getting fingered by French boys, her boyfriend Jefferson, his famous uncle, and the Main Mommies quiz Steph on some US citizenship test questions. They also give Tony Johns a call, listen to some AI Keanu Reeves voice-clips, Steph almost pukes watching Norm's poutine, they check out some TikToks, and clown on Meghan Markle's podcast again. You wanna move in you can move in.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 814

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:05:36 - Steph Tolev Is Doing Hustler

00:14:49 - Opening Clip: Corn Flakes In Your Booty

00:17:49 - Steph's Familiar Boyfriend

00:19:54 - US Citizenship Test

00:23:31 - Norm's Poutine

00:26:47 - Clip: Break It

00:27:30 - Clip: Norm's Cups

00:29:59 - Clip: Gay Grocery Shopping

00:33:08 - AI Keanu Reeves

00:40:51 - Some Cool Guys & Cool Gals

00:50:50 - Call With Tony Johns

01:02:49 - All Bricked Up

01:05:54 - Clip: It's Hard To Be Kristen Stewart

01:09:07 - Clip: Kim K's Nanny Army

01:11:44 - Clip: Meghan The Narcissist

01:13:17 - Clip: Lucky To Be With Me

01:13:58 - Jamie Kern Lima

01:17:04 - Clip: Marrying Your Cousin Is Halal

01:19:23 - Clip: Green Eyed Weirdo

01:23:19 - Closing Song - "Little Brick Building" by ChefZef & Wiley B

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Welcome back to Your Mom’s House with Tom Segura and Christina P! This week the Main Mommies are flying solo and CP’s rocking a whole new grill, courtesy of our friends at Snap-On Smile, and Tom joins the fun by throwing in some fake teeth of his own. The Main Mommies get extra silly as they test-drive their chompers, flirt with each other, and kick off the show with an iconic clip from none other than Bonnie Blue, who’s out here rallying the "troops" to spit on her, slap her, and make her theirs today.

We also get some updates on our old friends Tony Johns and King Ass Ripper. The convo then turns to the big dogs of creepy suspect behavior: Michael Jackson, P Diddy, Woody Allen, Hugh Hefner and the Mommies speculate should you separate the art from the artist? Tom and Tina both give their questionable Michael Jackson impressions, sing a few problematic bangers, and get real about some of the creepiest musicians in history. Plus Christina reveals the Interview With A Vampire show is too gay, Enny didn't care for Sinners, the President of France got slapped, and Mystic Rick got a callout on Monday Night RAW,

Your Mom’s House Ep. 813

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Chapters

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00:04:00 - Opening Clip: Bonnie Blue Rallies The Troops

00:09:53 - Not A Damn Chance!

00:15:25 - Tony Johns Booted From IG

00:19:49 - King Ass Ripper Update

00:24:03 - Michael Jackson & The Hollywood Creep Hall Of Fame

00:34:04 - Prince Stories

00:38:03 - Clip: Red Carpet Fart Mic

00:40:39 - Clip: Hot Firefighters

00:41:42 - Interview With A Vampire Is Too Gay

00:45:29 - Sinners & Mission: Impossible

00:48:38 - Clip: Crush Daddy

00:49:28 - Tom On Monday Night RAW

00:53:14 - The French President Slap

00:58:13 - Closing Song - "A Very Handy Guy" by Yahweh

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This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom Segura and Christina P are joined by comedian Jessica Kirson! Before Jessica enters the Mommy Dome, Tom and Christina kick things off with a woman who really doesn't wan you to pull on her tampon string, before they switch gears to a man who doesn't mind being pulled out of, Norm Summerton. The Main Mommies review some photos and videos from the loser pig's fetish site profile and then check out some less specific gay stuff. They also review an incident between Denzel Washington and a photographer, a pup play enthusiast amongst the crowd at Cannes, and a hilarious story about a dumb broad who was scammed by an AI model of Keanu Reeves

Fresh off the release of her latest special on Hulu "I'm The Man", Jessica Kirson steps into the Mommy Dome to get real about trauma and finding the upside in tragic personal conflicts. She also talks to Christina about the stereotype of the female and reacts to the story about the woman scammed by the fake Keanu Reeves. The three also check out some horrible or hilarious clips, some of Christina's legendary TikTok curations, a clip of a really freaky camel, and a fart is captured on camera that has to be heard to believed. Enjoy!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 812

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:03:42 - Opening Clip: Don't Pull My String

00:07:05 - Norm Summerton Update

00:17:41 - Gay Stuff

00:23:50 - Scammed By Keanu

00:28:02 - Hassling Denzel At Cannes

00:31:55 - Clip: Pup Play At Cannes

00:33:17 - Jessica Kirson Reacts To Robot Keanu

00:40:20 - Comedy Broads

00:47:57 - Dealing With Trauma

00:53:47 - Clip: Youthful Yoni

00:56:50 - Please Like Me

01:04:33 - Horrible Or Hilarious

01:08:59 - Clip: Freaky Ahh Camel

01:11:36 - Clip: IShowSpeed In Pain

01:13:52 - A Pish Break & A Fart

01:18:16 - Christina's Curations

01:37:39 - Wrap Up

01:39:11 - Closing Song - "Pigs Balls & Cock" by DJ Tik Tok Tits

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