Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

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Sup, chomos! This week, Tom Segura holds down the Mommy Dome with Steph Tolev, host of Steph Infection, produced right here at YMH Studios, and the proud owner of a brand new American citizenship.

They open with a man being lowered off a New York City bus screaming "fuck your family," which spirals into roid-rage belchers on airplanes and a "NOT GUILTY!" TikTok attorney whose very satisfied client was charged with luring a minor into his vehicle. Then a listener letter from a self-described 30-year slut recounts the guys' card night that went airtight, and Tom and Steph break down the hygiene logistics nobody at that poker table considered. From there, Tom explains how a chance run-in with his old helicopter instructor ended his flying lessons for good, and Steph talks about her white fuzzy dog, and her daily walking schedule. Along the way they get into Pastor Manning's problem with blacks, a Thailand massage confession, plus Tom and Steph's combined résumé of ugly castings: Steph booking Skittles' "Ugly Princess," not fitting into the Spanx at a Bud Light fitting, and Tom's thumbs landing a Sony commercial. Plus: a homeless man shoots his shot, a man with a solid wall of 45 identical teeth, Steph's fiancé Jefferson shits the couch, the Tickle Monster nearly gets an old man killed, and Bulgaria fails to qualify for the World Cup. Enjoy!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 869

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00:00:00 - Intro

00:01:00 - 2 Bears 5K, Blowjob Knees, & Big Noses

00:09:25 - Opening Clip: Disabled Traffic Jam

00:13:16 - Not Guilty! The Pervert's Attorney

00:18:39 - Airtight Poker Night

00:23:37 - Helicopter Crashes

00:32:14 - Pastor Manning

00:37:04 - Spa & Casting Stories

00:45:58 - Kinky Unc

00:50:21 - Great Wall Of Teeth

00:53:26 - Elevator Fart Prank

00:55:54 - Sabertooth Singles & Monster Mouth

01:00:49 - Public Pranks

01:07:39 - Closing Song - "Planes Trains and Dad Boners" by Jayzeus

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On this week's episode, Main Mommy Christina P holds down the fart with stand-up comic Dave Landau. He's the perfect co-captain to match our dark and twisted-ness, starting with a shared love of David Lynch. After a brief interruption of a staff member (male) in short shorts, Dave recounts his trippy days totaling in approx. 400 hits. Kids these days will never understand. Christina introduces Dave to some Cool Guys and Gals including, but not limited to, a CPAP monster, a pirate, and a guy that looks eerily similar to Robin Williams in Toys. Wrapping up the episode with Christina's TikTok Curations, Dave and Christina take a few detours into closeted celebrities (shout out George Michael) and hidden toilet cams.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 868

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00:00:00 - Intro

00:04:16 - Short Shorts

00:09:48 - Opening Clip

00:15:42 - Trippy Dave

00:27:15 - Kids These Days are Screwed

00:34:51 - CPAP

00:42:04 - Pazsitzky Effects

00:45:29 - Closeted Celebs

00:55:31 - Christina's Curations

01:06:09 - Worst Cigs

01:14:08 - Hidden Toilet Cams

01:22:27 - Closing Song: Cool Girls Club By Versace Kolache

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What's up there, chomos! Tom's out. Christina P is holding down the Mommy Dome with Ryan Long, Canadian sketch comedian, content creator, and a man who recently received a cease and desist from a testosterone clinic over a joke photo.

Ryan opens talking acting and shares one of his sketch videos, Doyle the OnlyFans pimp who thought he'd be living the life and spends 90% of his day rating strangers' dicks. They also open the show with Alec Baldwin fully losing his mind at over a missing bag in a video that feels like a parody.

From there: Ontario passed a law allowing all women to go topless in public, the tits you actually see at the nude beach are not the ones you pictured, and Austin has a shirtless jogging epidemic with zero enforcement of chest hair standards. Plus, a cool gal accepting boyfriend applications on TikTok and Christina and Ryan do their civic duty to find her a man. They also review Cowboys for Angels, a straight male gigolo site that Ryan correctly points out uses completely gender-neutral language.

Then a Tulum trip story ends with Christina inserting off-brand suppositories into her hotel mini fridge so they'd stop melting before she could use them, and the cleaning staff tidied the wrappers and put them in a glass jar. She would like you to know they were unused.

Finally, Christina's TikTok Curations: a weather reporter who unexpectedly quotes Edgar Allan Poe, a body percussionist who is simply not ready, a man posting his phone number who specifically says not to ask for money, a woman who attempts parkour and lands on her face then immediately says "I'm fine," and a leg hair identity video. Enjoy!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 867

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00:00:00 - Intro

00:04:37 - Opening Clip: Alec Baldwin

00:14:53 - OnlyFans Sketch

00:17:36 - Canadian White Trash

00:28:57 - Lets Help Jenny

00:39:31 - Love for Hire

00:44:21 - Swingers Resorts

00:54:30 - Hairy Canadian Woman

00:59:32 - Christina's Curations

01:11:53 - Closing Song - "How You Say Cucumber" by Micah Akervold

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Sup, chomos! This week, Caleb Hammer, host of Financial Audit joins the Mommy Dome to talk money, mayhem, and the chaos of his own show. Caleb grew up broke and clawed his way out of massive debt, all while interviewing some of the internet's most financially unhinged people on Financial Audit.

The conversation covers the actual hard math behind why most Americans can't survive an $800 rent payment, the case for buying a house even when renting is cheaper, and how nearly 40 states now require a personal finance class in high school, which means "nobody told me" will officially stop working as an excuse. Caleb also breaks down the wildest things his guests have said on camera, including unprompted racism, casual tax evasion confessions, and one woman who's never filed a return in her life with zero consequences.

They also run through Horrible or Hilarious clips, debate whether financial domination clients just need to "drop the N-word" more, and dive deep into Mike Fedele, the only tax man offering both IRS advice and detailed sexual positioning tips in the same breath. Caleb also opens up about a serious flying phobia that led him to charter a tiny private jet just to feel in control, and gets talked into a future helicopter ride by Tom. Enjoy!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 866

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00:00:00 - Intro

00:01:26 - Delusions, Maxed Credit Cards, & Decades of Debt

00:05:14 - Building Financial Audit From Scratch

00:17:28 - Opening Clip: Hey Retard

00:18:53 - The "Blackie" Cruise Couple & Hard R Drops

00:27:35 - YMH Staff Financial Questions & Confessions

00:34:16 - 50/30/20 Budgeting, Diverse Portfolios, & Success Stories

00:41:37 - Mike The Tax Guy

00:46:37 - Cool Sales Pitches

00:47:58 - Horrible Or Hilarious

00:50:17 - General Advice & Fear Of Flying

00:56:26 - Clip: Leaky Rump

00:57:32 - Clip: Fancy Chef Wants To Meet The Mayor

00:59:11 - Austin Property Taxes & Niagara Falls

01:03:51 - More YMH Staff Confessions

01:08:41 - Food Stamps, Roommates & The Best Head Debate

01:15:51 - Closing Song - "Brass Tax" by The Onibaka

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What's up , chomos! Tom's traveling, so Christina P brings back Duncan Trussell, Mystery Boys co-host and a man whose stated life philosophy is permanent, undisclosed arousal.
They open the show with another offering from the Horny Cowboy, who we learn has Howie Mandel as a follower, and a "hog reveal" so disappointing you'll wish he really did whip it out. After that, thongs as bacterial superhighways, why orgies sound exhausting, and Duncan's never-before-told stint as a sex worker who was, infuriatingly, only ever booked by women.
Then it's off to Bicycle Day, the true story of Albert Hofmann accidentally inventing LSD while trying to help women give birth. They detour into body disposal logistics on Amazon, airport stress-piss theory, and Disney Adult shirts for every condition imaginable. Yes, even erectile dysfunction!
Christina's TikTok curations close us out, featuring an Austin rap guy, a woman live-documenting her suspiciously cinematic bedtime routine, a separate woman convinced she's married to a Shia LaBeouf clone, homeless-removal drone fantasies, and amateur gimp training. Duncan has some really serious thoughts on gimps too. Enjoy!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 865

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00:00:00 - Intro

00:03:41 - Stick My Dick In A Fan

00:09:26 - Opening Clip: Flash Your Lady

00:19:18 - Hog Reveal, Swinger Lingo & Orgy Logistics

00:25:40 - Sex Worker Confession

00:32:33 - Clip: Dracula Ass Pool

00:36:47 - Airport Bathrooms

00:42:25 - How to Dispose of a Body

00:46:22 - Bicycle Day: The Untold Story of LSD

00:51:53 - Disney Adults & Disney Diseases

01:03:10 - Christina's TikTok Curations

01:10:33 - The Shia LaBeouf Clone Conspiracy

01:20:47 - More TikToks

01:30:56 - Poser Gimps

01:38:57 - Closing Song - "FaceFat" by Jasilisk

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This week, Tom is still out of the Mommy Dome, so Christina P takes the wheel with comedian Kurt Metzger riding shotgun!

Mommy and the Mystery Boy share an update on Monica Mares and Caleb Patterson aka the "just like the gays" mother-son couple who fell in love in 2016. Spoiler alert: they ain't doing great! Plus, Brigitte Macron is definitely a man, the Rothschilds marry cousins to protect their Atlantean bloodline, Oprah is a piece of shit, Stedman is probably dead, and we get a full MJ deep dive covering Emmanuel Lewis as his Grammy date and what the new Netflix doc won't say. Kurt also talks his Jehovah's Witness upbringing and finding porn in the woods as a boy.

Christine also shares some tiktoks featuring a bong-smoking Minnesota governor candidate who cries in the sun, a odd looking kid talks Fun Day, a food influencer eats out Budapest, some Filipino cave diver who disappear for way too long, and a salon that only does one haircut.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 864

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00:00:00 - Intro

00:01:28 - Where's Tim?

00:07:17 - Opening Clip: Mr. Goodbar

00:08:54 - Incest Couple Update

00:21:18 - Truck Driving School

00:23:16 - Favorite Conspiracy

00:26:38 - Speaking Of Pdf Files

00:37:38 - The New Minnesota Governor

00:44:14 - Fun Day

00:45:51 - Horny Pool Guy

00:48:27 - Get Over It Jennifer

00:50:53 - Put Your Dick In A Fan

00:54:51 - Used Car Baddie

00:55:54 - I Want My Fiancé Back

00:57:46 - Budapest Food

01:00:19 - Ian McKellen

01:02:28 - Secret Cave

01:04:07 - Yummy Soda

01:07:12 - Really Cool Haircut

01:10:11 - Wrap Up

01:10:49 - Closing Song - "Boys Aren't Blue" by Erabella

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Hey Hitlers! Tom is back in the Mommy Dome with comedian and master of disguise, Adam Ray! Adam is sober this time and very sorry about the strip club incident that went down when he was previously in town. If you don't know what I'm talking about go back and watch that one episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave.

This week, Tom drops a few announcements and Adam's got a new show dropping on Netflix June 19th. But before any of that, they watch the opening clip, which inspires a debate about toxic masculinity and homophobia. From there they get into the Kevin Hart roast fallout, Tony Hinchcliffe's Comedy Store grind, and the two comics who nearly broke "Dr. Phil Live".

Adam also tells the story of Brad Williams taking him to a webcam porn shoot in a strip mall right before Passover Seder. They watch Backwards Brenda, a hick influencer in a Walmart parking lot, roast a Portuguese woman's forehead with the help of the comment section, and run some Horrible or Hilarious clips including carnival disasters and a man who doesn't learn from his mistake. Somehow it all ends with Mr. Hands, the internet legend who died because the wrong horse showed up. Yeah, this episode gets pretty dark for some reason. Enjoy!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 863

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00:00:00 - Intro

00:07:31 - Opening Clip: Don't Open The Door

00:08:53 - A Quick Update + Tony Hinchcliffe Impressions

00:21:16 - Is It Gay If A Man Opens A Door For You?

00:25:42 - Two Doors Down From A Porn Star

00:31:16 - Brad Williams Takes Adam to a Live Porn Shoot

00:36:50 - Backwoods Brenda

00:40:07 - Big Forehead Comments

00:45:09 - Horrible Or Hilarious

00:52:01 - Mr. Hands

00:58:52 - Clip: Sparks In Face

00:59:52 - Adam On Blind Date

01:07:46 - The Adam Ray Show Teaser

01:11:57 - Adam & Tom Talk Character Work

01:19:34 - Closing Song - "Ass Liquor" by R PATTZ

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Welcome back! Tom is out of town, which means Christina P is flying solo this week. Joining her is UAP journalist, documentary provocateur, and tattooed accidental truth-teller Jeremy Corbell!

Christina P and Jeremy Corbell deep dive into UFO disclosure, government secrecy, whistleblowers, mysterious orb sightings, and the theories that keep people up at night. From David Grusch's congressional testimony to the controversial "Immaculate Constellation" program, Jeremy breaks down what insiders claim is happening behind the scenes and why the fight over disclosure is

far from over.

The conversation goes way beyond nuts-and-bolts UFOs. Christina and Jeremy explore interdimensional theories, the Ariel School encounter, consciousness, spirituality, and the strange connection between human perception and unexplained phenomena. Whether you're a skeptic, believer, or just UFO-curious, this episode will leave you questioning what you think you know. Is the truth really out there? Maybe!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 862

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:01:03 - David Grusch: The Man Who Told the Truth

00:06:54 - Opening Clip: Who's Ready To Wrestle?

00:08:26 - Back To David Grusch

00:15:22 - Why Is Disclosure Happening NOW?

00:22:25 - Reverse Engineering Alien Technology

00:31:01 - Immaculate Constellation Breakdown

00:40:34 - Interdimensional Beings & UFO Theories

00:50:36 - Prison Planet, John Lear's Soul Theory, & The Ariel School

01:00:37 - Jeremy's First Orb Encounter

01:11:54 - Why Consciousness Is the Key to Seeing Them

01:20:58 - Christina's Cancer, Orbs & Spiritual Awakening

01:36:19 - They're Coming

01:44:40 - We're All Already Awake

01:56:07 - Sleeping Dog, 46 Files & a Warning to the Government

02:02:26 - Closing Song - "Ding Ding" by Robert Burgess

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What does it actually feel like to win a Netflix comedy competition while running out of time on stage every single round? Ron Taylor, the winner of Netflix's Funny AF, sits down with Tom to break it all down, from the electric energy of the finale to the surprising strategy that accidentally worked in his favor.

Ron grew up in Detroit, stumbled onto a stage at 18 with zero material, and spent 16 years grinding through black rooms, mainstream clubs, and bar shows before getting his shot. He and Tom go deep on what separates a real comedy special from just a collection of jokes, why a tight 60 minutes will always beat a self-indulgent 90, and how Ron's questionable time management might have actually won him the whole thing.

They also get into the nuances of the roast comedy debate, a game of "Tom or Black?", check out some horrible or hilarious clips, and Ron's honest take on what the Mothership crowd feels like compared to the Comedy Store.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 860

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:04:52 - Opening Clip: Waking Up Sleeping Guy

00:13:27 - Getting Started In Detroit

00:18:04 - The Secret To A Great Comedy Special

00:27:13 - Comedy Aspirations

00:33:57 - The Moment Ron Knew He Could Win

00:39:46 - Content Creation vs. Stand-Up Focus

00:47:16 - The Blackface Debate (Real Talk)

00:55:01 - Tom Or Black?

01:04:05 - Mothership vs. Comedy Store Crowds

01:06:53 - Horrible or Hilarious

01:13:19 - Wrap Up

01:14:41 - Closing Song - "Always High And Tight" by DeadRoses

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