Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

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What does it actually feel like to win a Netflix comedy competition while running out of time on stage every single round? Ron Taylor, the winner of Netflix's Funny AF, sits down with Tom to break it all down, from the electric energy of the finale to the surprising strategy that accidentally worked in his favor.

Ron grew up in Detroit, stumbled onto a stage at 18 with zero material, and spent 16 years grinding through black rooms, mainstream clubs, and bar shows before getting his shot. He and Tom go deep on what separates a real comedy special from just a collection of jokes, why a tight 60 minutes will always beat a self-indulgent 90, and how Ron's questionable time management might have actually won him the whole thing.

They also get into the nuances of the roast comedy debate, a game of "Tom or Black?", check out some horrible or hilarious clips, and Ron's honest take on what the Mothership crowd feels like compared to the Comedy Store.

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:04:52 - Opening Clip: Waking Up Sleeping Guy

00:13:27 - Getting Started In Detroit

00:18:04 - The Secret To A Great Comedy Special

00:27:13 - Comedy Aspirations

00:33:57 - The Moment Ron Knew He Could Win

00:39:46 - Content Creation vs. Stand-Up Focus

00:47:16 - The Blackface Debate (Real Talk)

00:55:01 - Tom Or Black?

01:04:05 - Mothership vs. Comedy Store Crowds

01:06:53 - Horrible or Hilarious

01:13:19 - Wrap Up

01:14:41 - Closing Song - "Always High And Tight" by DeadRoses

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This week, Tom’s away, so Christina P calls in Duncan Trussell for one of the most insane yet incredibly wholesome episodes of Your Momma's Place in a long time. Christina P comes out to Duncan as a spiritual weirdo and shares a story about an unexplained sighting she had with some otherworldly visitors.

The two break down the recent release of UFO/UAP files by the US government, talk about the dumb things schools do to make it more fun, Sharon Stone's pussy, the benefits of period blood, Christina's spiritual awakening, Duncan's new podcast with Kurt Metzger, and more alien talk than an episode of "The X-Files". I really want to believe!

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00:00:00 - Intro

00:03:36 - Opening Clip: Playing With Period Blood

00:05:04 - Make School Great Again

00:09:43 - Clip: High Functioning Retard

00:10:23 - The Benefits Of Period Blood

00:16:48 - People Are Getting Dumber

00:20:22 - Sharon Stone's Portal

00:28:23 - Plugs & Magic

00:32:52 - Newly Released UFO Stuff

00:40:58 - Power To The People

00:47:21 - Coming Out As A Spiritual Weirdo

00:58:16 - Loving Yourself & More UAP Vids

01:13:04 - Boca Raton Story & Debunkers

01:19:09 - Transcending Reality & Meditation

01:28:59 - Wrap Up

01:34:29 - Closing Song - "Alien" by Brandon

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Welcome back to another episode of Your Momma's Place! Christine is still off on the road so Tom is joined by another Jew, Mr. Ari Shaffir. Tom and Ari talk The End and share some stories that were interrupted a few weeks back on 2 Bears., Tom then opens the show with a video of pure black joy, which leads to Tom and Ari discussing the hierarchy of black compliments. Tom and Ari also get into a wild hypothetical involving Michael Jackson, another guy who killed his wife in the tropics, Bruce Bruce, favorite Porn genres, someone named Muddy Buck, plus Tom plays some Horrible or Hilarious clips, and the pair debate a question from a viral video that left Cam Newton speechless: "Is Ray J gay?" That and so much more on Yer Mum's Residence!

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:00:53 - Ari's Storytelling Show

00:04:21 - Dunked On By Black Kids

00:09:20 - Not As Good As You Thought

00:14:27 - Ciccio Bomba

00:19:28 - Opening Clip: Black Joy

00:21:32 - The Hierarchy Of Black Compliments

00:30:42 - Big Dick Feminism & Tom's Bruce Bruce Story

00:35:41 - Cutting Stuff Out

00:41:32 - Murder In The Bahamas

00:47:37 - Muddy Buck & Favorite Porn Genres

00:55:18 - Michael Jackson Would You Rather?

00:58:39 - Horrible Or Hilarious

01:10:11 - Is Ray J Gay?

01:21:54 - Ari's Production Cards

01:24:58 - Wrap Up

01:26:59 - Closing Song - "Flender Jewid (AKA Gender Fluid In Your Mouth) by ToasterTub

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Pull those Jeans up and take your shoes off, it’s another episode of Your Mom’s House! This week, Christine is on the road so Tom is joined by the host of TYSO, comedian, and actor, Rick Glassman! Tom and Rick share the dynamic energy of two serial killers trying to kill the other and start the show talking about nipple play, cleanliness, travel shoes, and ball sizes. Tom then opens the show with a video doorbell clip of a man surprising a group of religious solicitors. Tom and Rick also get into mouth noises, impressions, entertaining Scottish people, optimal porn penis sizes, and Amir K's hair. Rick also shares a story about a missed connection with incredible Asian girl at a recent comedy show in Denver, before Tom plays some wild horrible or hilarious clips for Rick. There's also a cop doppelgänger of Tom, Jewish family conflicts, fisting, an Asian lady named "Jew", and so much more! Check it out!

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00:00:00 - Intro

00:03:02 - Take Your Shoes Off

00:10:13 - Opening Clip: Having A Wank

00:14:51 - Mouth Noises

00:21:02 - Mostly Straight

00:27:43 - Touring Oversees & Penial Preferences

00:33:14 - Dirty Talk

00:37:52 - Rick's Missed Asian Connection

00:45:56 - Animals

00:50:52 - Horrible Or Hilarious

00:54:53 - Other Fun Clips

01:02:25 - Clip: Cool Guy Doesn't Like Asian Women

01:09:21 - Clip: Cop Tom

01:11:58 - Clip: My Dad Got Me A Hooker

01:16:28 - Upsetting Parents

01:19:10 - Wrap Up

01:20:26 - Closing Song - "Kick Ma Balls" by DJ Orlando Airport

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Tom Segura and Christina P are back in Studio Jeans for another completely unhinged episode of Your Mom’s House, and this one goes from philosophy class to fake tits in record time. The Main Mommies kick things off by solving the world’s least necessary ethical debate, then dive headfirst into the internet chaos with a wild breakdown of the Kristi Noem husband story involving fetishes, webcam betrayal, and big bimbo boobies.

Also in this episode: 80 year old sex symbols, Safety Larry delivering some anxiety-inducing escalator wisdom, Mantak Chia teaches the jeans how to hold testicle and circulate sexual energy, and Tom reveals the kind of fancy gift he gives a fancy chef after a great meal. Plus there’s a hilarious restaurant review, horrifying injury clips, wet floor PTSD, nicotine pouch logic, and a closing stretch of TikToks so deranged it could only live inside the Mommy-Dome.

If you're looking for internet weirdos, cool guys, fake boobs, escalator trauma, old-lady thirst, and enough chaotic marriage riffing to keep your jeans high and tight, this ones for you.

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:03:44 - Opening Clip: Incest Is Cool

00:12:52 - Kristi Noem's Husband

00:22:56 - Horny Granny Wants To Spank Tom

00:27:27 - A Fancy Gift For A Fancy Chef

00:30:30 - Fucking Expensive Restaurant

00:32:39 - Clip: Human Water Gun

00:33:20 - International Realtors

00:36:35 - Safety Larry

00:39:38 - Mantak Chia

00:45:21 - Horrible Or Hilarious

01:00:11 - Mike The Tax Guy

01:03:58 - Christina's TikToks

01:16:37 - Closing Song - "WTF Is Eco-Sex" by Gaping Dad

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Tom Segura holds it down solo on this episode of Your Mom’s House while Christina is away, and he’s joined by comedian Ari Matti for one wildly funny conversation. Ari breaks down his insane journey from Estonia to Melbourne, London, New York, and Austin, explains how he learned to do stand-up in a second language, and talks about going from open mics overseas to getting passed at The Comedy Mothership and becoming a Kill Tony regular.

Along the way, Tom and Ari get into Ari’s background in MMA, the delusional confidence it takes to survive comedy, and why being an outsider ended up becoming his biggest advantage. Then things go fully off the rails with stories about foreign chiropractors, Estonian blackface on national TV, Robert Paul Champagne, Alex Jones, Liver King at the Four Seasons, catastrophic injury clips, and one of the most disgusting travel-hookup stories ever told on the show.

It’s a classic YMH mix of comedy, chaos, culture shock, internet lunatics, and deeply questionable sexual honesty.

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:01:02 - Comedy In Non-Native Tongue

00:11:20 - America & MMA Fighting

00:19:17 - Opening Clip: I'll Eat It

00:23:33 - Foreign Chiropractors

00:28:48 - Big Word Burger

00:32:34 - Clip: Alex Jones Calling It Quits

00:34:13 - Liver King & Rogan

00:37:42 - Big Break & YMH Memories

00:41:30 - Horrible Or Hilarious

00:48:27 - Brain Injuries

00:58:19 - What's Happening With The Internet?

01:00:35 - Kinky Unc

01:04:13 - Plugging Dates

01:05:44 - Fat Boy For Life

01:08:37 - Closing Song - "WHAAAT" by Tyler

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This week, Tom’s away, so Christina P calls in Brian Simpson, who after an appropriately timed "I'm having chest pains" drop, immediately reveals he almost died last month. What follows is a hilarious and horrifying breakdown of Brian’s heart attack on the road in Atlanta, and the odyssey of ICU insanity, sexy nurses, fried chicken in the cardiac unit, missing meds, CVS incompetence, and the always awful VA.

Once they’re done unpacking death, survival, and why Americans are apparently supposed to just die quietly, Christina and Brian swerve into Justin Timberlake’s DUI arrest, Dolly Parton’s tits, looksmaxxing, TikTok freaks, adult summer camp psychos, horny grannies, gay blacks, and the fart BIG WORD lady trying to explain herself on The Breakfast Club. Grab your Life Alert and enjoy!

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:00:41 - Opening Clip: I'm Having Chest Pain

00:03:22 - Brian Simpson Almost Died

00:11:22 - Getting To The Hospital

00:22:13 - The Wacky American Healthcare System

00:33:06 - New Lease On Life

00:37:40 - Gay Black Guy Stuff

00:40:13 - Horny Granny

00:42:20 - Justin Timberlake Arrest Footage

00:45:42 - Dolly Parton's Funbags

00:51:27 - TikToks

01:04:51 - The Fart Slur Lady Apologizes

01:10:41 - More White People Shit

01:16:46 - Closing Song - "Chest Pain" by MANOLO

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Tom Segura and Christina P are back for another wild episode of Your Mom’s House Podcast, diving headfirst into a new batch of internet insanity before they are joined by some very European guests. This episode covers everything from the viral McDonalds CEO video, to horny grannies, to Obama talking black, to Putin praising some broads, plus, Gene Simmons telling celebs to shut up, pigeons taking over a mans home, and Christina showing Tom a game called "Chernobyl or Hungarian Hospital?"

Later in the episode, Francis Foster and Konstantin Kisin join the show for a hilarious guest segment packed with sharp cultural commentary, stories about Eastern Europe, parenting, travel, teaching, gratitude, and why seeing more of the world might be the cure for modern stupidity. The conversation bounces from outrageous internet content to real talk about America, Hungary, Russia, Ukraine, family life, and raising kids with perspective. Plus Francis and Konstantin get a dose of Christina's TikTok curations just for good measure. Cheerio!

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:00:11 - Obama Taliking Black

00:07:07 - Opening Clip: Cool Brag

00:09:34 - Clip: Cool Gal Loves Her Fiance

00:13:12 - Clip: Chocolate Massage

00:15:36 - Gene Simmons Says Shut Up

00:20:33 - Clip: Paralympian Tom

00:21:34 - RIP Robert Carradine

00:26:01 - They Did Surgery On A Weiner...In A Car

00:29:48 - Clip: Public Pooper

00:30:30 - Russian Pigeon House

00:32:13 - Chernobyl or Hungarian Hospital?

00:34:18 - Clip: Screaming Into Void

00:35:10 - Mike The Tax Guy

00:37:49 - Francis Foster & Konstantin Kisin

00:44:58 - Brexit, Royals, & Epstein Files

00:50:06 - Talented Pieces Of Shit

00:56:33 - Talking To Yourself & Accents

01:04:01 - Master Of Accents

01:11:28 - Dictators

01:21:05 - Horrible Or Hilarious

01:26:28 - McDonalds CEO Tries New Burger

01:30:06 - Very British Discussion

01:34:06 - TikToks

01:45:53 - Chernobyl Or Hungarian Hospital? Redux

01:49:07 - Closing Song - "How You Say Cucumber" by Micah Akervold

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