You were feeling fine… until the internet told you that everyone else is younger, hotter, richer, and somehow sparkling like a Twilight Vampire. This episode tackles the soul-sucking chaos of comparison—how it sneaks into your scroll, your friendships, your love life, and even your fridge. We talk jealousy, curated bullshit, and why your brain can be kind of a jerk. But mostly, how to shut it down and come back to reality before you throw your phone in a lake.