This Week's Questions: 

1. Would you rather be Jeffrey Dahmer's VICTIM or Jeff Dunham's DUMMY? 

2. What's the BEST Breaking Bad spinoff that rhymes? 

3. Can I hit Pokémon trainers with the pokeball? 

4. Would George Bush like this podcast? 

5. How will we know when America has graduated from the Boy Band to the MAN BAND? 

6. How do comedians resist SHOVING the microphone in their mouth on stage? 

7. If MEN had periods, how much BETTER would they be at it than women? 

8. What is the sexiest math concept? 

9. What if there was "A Thanksgiving Carrol?"