Hoppothetically

Hoppothetically

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Hoppothetically episodes

  • #64 What if Jersey TRASH controlled the Social Credit System? Ft. Zach Russell

    A fun fun episode with Nick and Zach I hope you like it.

    0:00 Intro
    5:55 What if a Weather Channel used child actors in costumes instead of Green Screen Graphics?
    13:30 What if a Genie who lived in your Jeans?
    22:18 What if getting in a POWER POSE made you TOO Confident?
    30:35 What if Jersey TRASH controlled the Social Credit System?
    39:08 Random Word Generator Challenge.
    Nick Hopping  @ZachRussellComedy 
    #comedians #comedypodcast #wouldyourather

    46 min
  • #63 What if Alchemists really just want to get P3GGed?
    Another Nick and Nathan episode! Fun Fun stuff. I think we're getting back into the swing of things. We were less gross than the last 2 episodes...I think? I don't know. If you listen, thanks!
    0:00 Intro
    7:51 What if Alchemists really want to just get pegged?
    17:52 What if becoming ENLIGHTENED makes you love your PHONE MORE?
    20:47 Write the most ON THE NOSE dystopian allegory movie ever?
    29:03 What if your house was haunted by a NEEDY GHOST?
    35:32 Random Word Generator Challenge
    #comedy #comedypodcast #hypothetical
    41 min
  • #62 Should Prisoners be allowed to GET BUFF?

    Another Nick and Nathan episode of the Hoppothetically Podcast. This one is a bit less gross than last week's. I think there's some fun stuff in here. The intro part might be too offensive? I don't know. I hope you enjoy.

    0:00 Offensive Intro
    4:20 What if Aliens respond "K" to our communication attempts?
    9:47 Should Prisoners be allowed to GET BUFF?
    11:27 What if super heros only wanted to be HOT?
    20:00 What if you could make GRUMPY clones?
    25:21 What if the next wave of Feminism is about SURFING?
    28:21 What if Nursing Homes did Haunted Houses for Kids?
    34:48 Random Word Generator Challenge
    #standupcomedy #comedians #comedypodcast
    In this episode - Nick Hopping + Nathan Hopping

    41 min
  • #61 What if IT was avant garde?

    Nathan is finally back! How about THAT? I got a little too SAUCED in this episode. Did you notice? Venmo me.

    0:00 Intro
    10:17 You're living Azathoth's WET dream?
    20:37 What if IT was avant garde?
    26:43 An Osmosis Jones sequel where Bill Murray gets railed?
    33:39 You're an astronaut and you want a crotch pouch in your space suit?
    38:31 Random Word Generator Challenge
    In this episode - Nathan Hopping & Nick Hopping
    #comedy #comedians #funnypodcasts

    41 min
  • #60 Why don't PRISONERS drink TOILET BEER? Ft. Zach Russell & Austin Locke

    This week I'm joined by Austin Locke AND Zach Russell. Still no Nathan... We also tried a new segment at the end. Check it OUT.
    0:00 Intro
    9:02 What if you were BLACKMAILED by a terminally ill child?
    15:40 What if, everytime you had a good idea, a REAL light bulb appeared? Or a baby?
    22:19 50-Centaur? AND how would you like to be executed?
    29:05 A sequel to Ratatouille starring a BLACK HOLE?
    32:16 Why don't prisoners drink TOILET BEER?
    34:55 What if a REAL CRIMINAL played a 'who done it' card game?
    39:06 What if you were INVISIBLE whenever you CROUCH?
    44:28 RANDOM WORD GENERATOR CHALLENGE
    #improvcomedy #comedypodcast #newpodcast

    52 min
  • #59 Guy doesn't understand the 'ADULT" in Adult Swim? Ft. Zach Russell

    FINALLY...another episode of Hoppothetically. Nathan is indisposed yet again, so Zach Russell filled in. TWICE during this episode, people tried to break into the Comedy Club. We were very brave. AND sometimes funny. Thanks for watching.

    0:00 Intro
    3:16 Guy doesn't understand the 'ADULT" in Adult Swim?
    17:53 A Supervillian who makes Tsunamis just to SURF THEM?
    24:44 Dexter's lab...but he has the morality of a CHILD?
    31:40 But What if you can draw Muhammad REALLY REALLY WELL?
    #comedypodcast #cardsagainsthumanity #standupcomedy

    42 min
  • #58 What if the GRINCH resorted to TERRORISM?

    Nathan and I opened a comedy club in Brooklyn, so we've been distracted. We finally got an episode in! It was a fun one. Hope you enjoy.
    0:00 Intro
    11:13 A sequal to "Great Expectations?..."NO Expectations"
    18:10 What if the GRINCH resorted to TERRORISM?
    25:22 Your boss wants you to SCOOBY DOO Scare the competition?
    33:28 You're interviewing a veteran of THE THUMB WARS?
    In this episode - Nick Hopping + Nathan Hopping
    #christmas #comedians #adamfriedland

    39 min
  • #57 What if You Were an ANIMAL News anchor in the Forest? Ft. Timothy Atkinson

    Timothy Atkinson joins us this week! This episode has more of a relaxed energy, I think.

    0:00 Intro
    5:37 What if your friend wants to HIJACK the Stewardess cart on a plane?
    15:50 What if You Were an ANIMAL News anchor in the Forest?
    25:16 What if there was a math test to see if you're a WITCH?
    #comedians #comedypodcast #hypothetical
    In this episode - Nick Hopping + Nathan Hopping + Timothy Atkinson

    32 min
  • #56 Would you teach the WEIRD KIDS at Hogwarts the KILL spells?

    A fun Nick & Nathan episode!! This episode is a little looser...we were drinking a little bit. ALSO we have a surprise guest at the end. Don't miss it!!I

    f you want to support us, check out our Patreon. We really appreciate it!

    https://www.patreon.com/Hoppothetically

    0:00 Intro

    3:24 Would you teach the WEIRD KIDS at Hogwarts the kill spells?

    16:19 What if you had existential DREAD not knowing if you're a tits or ass man?

    20:31 What if your FROZEN KETCHUP factory was failing?

    29:18 How do you HAZE new drivers?

    In this episode - Nick Hopping + Nathan Hopping

    #comedypodcast #comedians #nyccomedians

    37 min

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