Hoppothetically

Hoppothetically

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Hoppothetically episodes

  • #36 A HORROR movie about an ASS that won't QUIT?

    Another episode of Hoppothetically, the comedy podcast where we answer really dumb hypothetical questions. We had fun on this one. I hope you do too. 

    0:00 Intro 

    4:39 What if you encountered aliens who have HEADPHONES in? 

    12:06 Write a HORROR movie about an ASS that won't QUIT? 

    16:46 How would you network at an orgy? 

    22:06 What if your ship captain was too into the idea of 'Going down with the ship?" 

    27:33 What if your intervewer was a 9/11 truther? 

    29:58 What if your doctor mixed up "bed side manner" and "pillow talk?" 

    32:03 What if your BEST friend asked you to be his wedding flower girl?  

    #standupcomedy #comedypodcast #wouldyourather  

    Nick Hopping + Nathan Hopping


    38 min
  • #35 What if Wolverine got stopped by TSA?

    Another episode of Hoppothetically, the comedy podcast where we answer really dumb hypothetical questions. This episode Nathan and Nick look fat. Enjoy.

    0:00 Intro

    6:19 What if a Ninja Turtle wants to mate with your pet turtle?

    17:46 What if Super Mario Mushrooms existed?

    21:14 What dating advice do you have for someone going out with a Succubus?

    25:56 What if the Key to the City opens a sketchy motel?

    32:23 What if Wolverine got stopped at TSA?

    34:11 What if professional wrestlers did REAL crime?

    #standupcomedy #comedypodcast #wouldyourather

    Nick Hopping + Nathan Hopping

    41 min
  • #34 Are you STRONGER than a 5th Grader?

    Hoppothetically is back with more crazy hypothetical questions. If you're new here, we're a comedy podcast where hosts, Nick Hopping and Nathan Hopping answer the most important questions of our time.  

    0:00 Intro 

    7:46 What if you peed your pants in front of the "Lie to Me" guy? 

    10:01 What if the movie "Smile" happened but you're Autistic? 

    13:49 Are you STRONGER than a 5th Grader? 16:42 Can we NORMALIZE bad breath? 

    19:45 How often can you call people "ripe" before you GO DOWN?  

    #comedypodcast #funnyquestions #whatwouldyoudo

    25 min
  • #33 What if your stillborn baby left a note?

    Hoppothetically is back with more crazy hypothetical questions. If you're new here, we're a comedy podcast where hosts, Nick Hopping and Nathan Hopping answer the most important questions of our time. (I was sweaty.)  

    0:00 Intro 6:04 What if you murder a family only to find out they are CAKE? 

    8:55 What if one guy just SLAPPED Caesar? 

    12:08 What if God told your friend to make Sour dough bread? 

    15:52 What if your were a sniper and you got BILLY GOATED? 

    21:02 What if your stillborn baby left a note?  

    #comedypodcast #funny #whatwouldyoudo

    25 min
  • #32 What if it was Israel vs Palestine vs Connecticut?

    Hoppothetically is back with more crazy hypothetical questions. If you're new here, we're a comedy podcast where hosts, Nick Hopping and Nathan Hopping answer the most important questions of our time!  

    This Week's Questions: 0:00 Intro 8:14 What if you got stopped by a REALLY nervous mugger? 

    11:46 What if someone left a poo SOS in the toilet? 

    16:30 What if you were the FEMALE TITAN? 

    21:19 What if it was Israel vs Palestine vs Connecticut? 25:08 What if Nathan's questions made some sense? 

    28:32 What if you were a storm catcher who actually caught a storm?  

    #comedypodcast #funny #whatwouldyoudo

    35 min
  • #31 Would you enforce a no fly zone on the UP Guy? Ft. Charlse Engle + Zach Russell

    Hoppothetically is back with more crazy hypothetical questions. If you're new here, we're a comedy podcast where hosts, Nick Hopping and Nathan Hopping answer the most important questions of our time. This week we're joined by the hosts of the Overshadowed Podcast, Charles Engle and Zach Russell! This episode turned out super fun! If you have any answers to our questions or have your own questions, let us know!  

    0:00 Intro 

    4:16 Would you enforce the no fly zone on the UP House? 

    14:23 What if Jordan Peterson hooked up with your girlfriend? 

    22:40 Can you check people out if they never know? 

    26:13 What if Sisyphus got the bolder up the hill? 

    29:47 How would you fit in with the Children of the Corn? 

    31:35 SCARY BREAK IN!! 

    33:22 What if Spaghetti Westerns were all about Spaghetti?  

    This episode features Nick Hopping Nathan Hopping Charles Engle Zach Russell  

    #comedypodcast #whatif #wouldyourather   

    Thanks for listening!

    41 min
  • #30 What if YOUR MOM started dating the MONSTER under your bed?

    Hoppothetically is back with more crazy hypothetical questions. If you're new here, we're a comedy podcast where hosts, Nick Hopping and Nathan Hopping answer the most important questions of our time. (Sorry about the audio towards the end)  

    0:00 Intro 9:16 How would you play Duck, Duck, Seduce? 

    14:00 What if there was a talking fetus? 

    22:56 What if you were TOO GOOD at writing sexy parodies of children's books? 

    26:40 What if your mom started dating the monster under your bed? 

    29:36 How would you market a teleporter that killed people?  

    #comedypodcast #funny #whatwouldyoudo

    33 min
  • #29 (Pt.2) What if all Subway Sandwiches MADE Jared a monster?

    Welcome back to Hoppothetically - the comedy podcast where we answer the best questions in the world. We have some good ones this week. If you have any answers OR want to submit a question, let us know in the comments.  

    This week's questions: 

    0:00 Can the USA take a better picture than Putin on a Horse? 

    5:46 What if Scout Masters taught self defense to scouts? 

    7:46 How would you pitch YOUR BODY on Shark Tank? 

    10:23 What if when people saw you shirtless, they stopped believing in God? 

    14:26 What if all Subway Sandwiches MADE Jared a monster? 

    19:55 What if white actors went METHOD to play POC characters? 

    25:04 What if your phone was in love with you? 

    28:21 How would you do suicide by FIRE FIGHTER?   

    #comedypodcast #whatif #comedians

    with Nick Hopping and Nathan Hopping

    31 min
  • #29 (Pt.1) What if there was a DRUG dealer who DIDN'T like BL0W J0Bs?

    Thanks for watching Hoppothetically! Nick Hopping and Nathan Hopping answer the most important hypothetical questions in the world. It's a comedy podcast.  

    This Week's Questions: 

    0:00 Intro 

    8:47 What if we sold organic cake? 

    13:42 What if there was a drug dealer who DIDN'T like BL0W J0Bs? 

    18:26 What if Shazam's powers took 10 minutes to work?  

    #jokes #comedypodcast #whatif

    26 min
  • #28 (Pt.2) What if Anonymous was ASS-NONYMOUS?

    Hoppothetically is back with another great set of questions! If you're new, we're a comedy podcast (game show) where we ask crazy hypothetical questions!  This week's questions -  

    0:00 What if Anonymous was ASS-NONYMOUS? 

    6:04 What if Dr.Strange was self conscious about his 3rd eye? 

    12:44 What if your job was to scare the babies out of pregnant women? 

    15:12 What if Tom Cruise is CGI?  

    Hosted by Nick Hopping & Nathan Hopping 

     #hypothetical #funnyquestions #jokes

    18 min

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