Hoppothetically

This week's Hypothetical Questions:

1.  What if you had snake hair? 

2. What if your son tried to summon Azerath? 

3. What if practicing for 10k hours only made you a good juggler? 

4. What if you had to write a Jewish Christmas song? 

5. How would you find the straight in the gay stack? 

6. What if you were the host of a Spirited Away game show? 

7. What if Clifford the Meteor-Sized Red dog was going to crash into Earth? 

8. What if Nicky Downtown killed Fat Nate for sniffling? 

9. If Fat Nate dies, will Nicky Downtown delete the podcast?

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This Week's Questions: 

1. What if you could see people's future but it always involved them putting their hand in your mouth? 

2. What if you had Joe Biden night Terrors? 

3. What if your therapist's only framed degree was a 

6 week cooking class? 

4. What if the Birdbox monsters looked like SpongeBob hentai? 

5. What if the Book of Eli was Mormon? 

6. What if you were a magician for the blind? 

7. What if vampires liked garlic? 

8. What if you were a mild super villian? 

9. What if comedians had to physically fight for stage time? 

10. What if you had to blow into your thumb to get hard?  

Nick Hopping + Nathan Hopping + Kevin Seefried

This Week's Questions: 

1. What if your friends baby was a rock with a p*** drawn on it? 

2. What if getting better at something made you uglier? 

3. What if you were a pirate with an administrative role? 

4. What if you could turn into a bath tub? 

5. What if everyone had a catchphrase when they came? 

6. What if you were slowly becoming Japanese? 

7. Would you rather your pets have thumbs or the ability to talk? 

8.What if you were shitting out a bicycle?  

Nick Hopping + Nathan Hopping + Charles Engle

This Week's Questions:

1. Would you have sex with a prince who looked just like you? 

2. What if being a time-cop was mostly protecting Hitler? 

3. What if you had a dirty flower shop? 

4. What if you had a meaningful summer fling with a killer? 

5. What if art students drew you with a huge wiener? 6

6. What if the FBI only hired cancelled white guys? 

7. Can you separate Catholic Priests from the fire psalms? 

8. Movie Pitches!!  

Nick Hopping + Nathan hopping

This Week's Questions: 

1. What all CEO's were eunuchs? 

2. What if there were genies but they couldn't grant wishes? 

3. What if Earth was invaded by passive aggressive aliens? 

4. Would you rather have no 4 knees or NO knees? 

5. What if EVERYONE you know saw you pick your nose? 

6. What if you had to stand 4 inches away from your therapist during every session? 

7. Would you live for 200 years if it meant slowly becoming a crab?  

Nick Hopping + Nathan Hopping + Brittany Carney

This Week's Questions:

1. What if morality was based on how many arms people had? 

2.  Is fisting Cheating? 

3. What if you were on a first date with one of the 

4 HORSEMEN of the APPOCOLYPSE? 

4. What's up with Flat Stanley? 

5. What if YOUR MOM was really Christian Bale playing a role? 

6. Mormons vs Amish? 

7. USA vs War on drugs + War of 1812  

Nick Hopping + Nathan Hopping

This Week's Questions: 

1. What if there was a racist play on the back of the Declaration of Independence? 

2. What's a common fetish you find really gross? 

2. What would a VERY personal trainer be? 

3. What if your girlfriend had your Dad's dead hands? 

4. What if thicc thighs DON'T actually save lives? 

5. Have you showed your friends your dick and balls? 

6. What if you got bit by Danny DeVito and BECAME Danny DeVito? 

7. Would you rather hear with you mouth OR have to sit when big men passed you?  

Nick Hopping + Nathan Hopping + Peter Wong

This Week's Questions 

1. How would you market the Bat-Nipples? 

2. Why don't we eat small things we don't want to carry? 

3. If you give a mouse a cookie, how does Steve Buscemi die? 

4. Can I get a security clearance?  

5. Would you rather be a centaur or half bike? 

6. What if Grapes of wrath was about grapes? 

7. What could you get people to put in a trashcan? 

8. What is the Napoleon complex really? 

9. Would Freud rethink the Oedipus complex after seeing your mom?  

Nick Hopping + Nathan Hopping

This Week's Questions 

1. Would you want your top half or bottom half to be a peg? 

2. Could a Math cult get started today? 

3. Would you pay $35 a day to save Jimmy Carter? 

4. Would you be a magician, tarot card reader, or preacher in "Russia"? 

5. How would you play the love interest in Rubber 2?  

Nick Hopping + Nathan Hopping + Andrea Allan

This Week's Questions: 

1. What dog could REPLACE Scooby Doo? 

2. What would the show 'How I Met Your Son' be like? 

3. What FACE TATOO would you give your enemies? 

4. What if the Red Pill in the Matrix changed your politics? 

5 What season would be HUMAN mating season?  

Featuring Nick Hopping + Nathan Hopping + Andrea Allan