Hoppothetically

This Week's Questions: 

1. Why did the kill Bill punch work? 

2. What if your head was magically bound in a painting? 

3. What if NATO was short for NathOn? 

4. What else do male figure skaters do with their women-throwing strength? 

5. What if you could get rid of herpes by cheating on your taxes? 

6. Did Bob Saget go to heaven? 

7. How do you promote your pod at a funeral? 

8. What if offensive jokes cured diseases? 

9. Did people like saint Patrick's snake killing? 

10. What if Spiderman shot webs with his hips? 

11. What if you could save Jesus but you had to kill him later?  

Podcast with Nick Hopping + Nathan Hopping + Zach Russell

This Week's Questions: 

1. How would adult Ed, Edd, and Eddy scam people? 

2. How boring could you make Breaking Bad 

3. What are your HATE languages? 

4. Is it sad for a non alcoholic to go to AA? 

5. How lame is Jesus's crown of thorns? 

6. What if Adam and Eve found out about belly buttons? 

7. What if the best singer was sitting on your jacket? 

8. What if pollsters published everyone's opinions about you? 

9. What if Heaven is damp? 

10. Does everyone secretly love our HUGE army? 

11.  Does Thomas the Tank Engine eat people?  Hosted by Nick Hopping and Nathan Hopping

This Week's Questions: 

1. How would you write a buddy cop show starring Hitler?

2. Would you take breathing underwater if you could only eat fish? 

3. Would you Freaky Friday Sarah Palin for 4 months? 

4. How itchy would you have to be to end it all? 

5. Would you fly like Superman but you poop 25% of the time? 

6. What if you could read your dog's thoughts and it just wanted to have sex with you? 

7. How would you banish a bald person from your family? 

8. Would you take free rent but you can't season your food? 

9. Where would you pick your conjoined twin to be attached? 

10. Would you take the ability to never sleep but you have to listen to your most hated song for 3 hours a day? 

11. Would you start every sentence with Fe Fi Fo Fum or have smelly hands? 

12. Would you take familiarity with every book but you can never laugh?

This Week's Questions: 

1. What are you TRULY afraid of? 

2. Some offensive shit about flying... 

3. If you were in Groundhog's Day, how long would it take you to murder? 

4. Does anyone have unsearchable kinks? 

5. What if the Female Body Inspectors were a real agency? 

6. What if birds took human poops? 

7. What if men could have babies too? 

8. What is your political platform? 

9. Does the Hulk have stretch marks? 

10. What is worse - death or the Shadow Realm? (Yu-Gi-Oh)

This week's questions: 

1. Who would win in a FIGHT - Aang or Santa? 

2. Would you release SEX TAPES to look young forever? 

3. Design your perfect FRANKENSTEIN politician/ superhero. 

4. What's sadder - alcoholism or crazy microwave skills? 

5. What if you were a vampire who had to consume something OTHER THAN BLOOD? 

6. What if intense pain ALWAYS caused visions of family? 

7. Ever think about flipping the toilet paper? 

8. What if you hit puberty every time you played cards? (like in Yu-Gi-Oh!) 

9. What if you had a baby hand?

This Week's Questions:  

1. Do you like my haircut? 

2. If you got blown up in Normandy, would you compare organs? 

3. What is the LEAST SEXY flavor profile?

4. Do YOU like my HAIRCUT???

5. What if you were the KING of all the weak chinned men? 

6. What if you had a genie who would not give you more dicks? 

7. What if Jesus came back...out of shape? 

8. How would you FOOTLOOSE your kids? 

9. What does it say about a man when he moans while he pees? 

10. What if a clothing store intentionally gave you huge sizes?

This Week's Question: 

1. How much money to let someone control when you poop? 

2. Would you rather your child be a stripper or an aspiring circus performer? 

3. What if Hallmark made a 9/11 movie? 

4. What if an orgy had a required reading list? 

5. Would you take super strength if you had to moan to use it? 

6. If more people licked things, would the world be better?  

We were very tired this episode. Very tired.

This Week's Questions: 

1. Who would win a fight to the death...A husband or wife who can use the kids as projectiles? 

2. If someone shrunk all your clothes, would you lose weight? 

3. For $20 Million, would you never leave New York? 

4. What social causes could be helped by your sticky poops? 

5. What about shaving your butt hair before diarrhea? 

6. What if Squid Games had fun shot glasses? 

7. What if Captain America hit women? 

8. Would you give up sex for a year to redo any argument? 

9. Would people jump off bridges called "the Jeff Bridges?" 

10. What would it take to get the nickname "Sonic the Edgehog?" 

11. Which Jonas Brothers' skin would you wear to the Met Gala?

This Week's Questions: 

1. Would you rather be Jeffrey Dahmer's VICTIM or Jeff Dunham's DUMMY? 

2. What's the BEST Breaking Bad spinoff that rhymes? 

3. Can I hit Pokémon trainers with the pokeball? 

4. Would George Bush like this podcast? 

5. How will we know when America has graduated from the Boy Band to the MAN BAND? 

6. How do comedians resist SHOVING the microphone in their mouth on stage? 

7. If MEN had periods, how much BETTER would they be at it than women? 

8. What is the sexiest math concept? 

9. What if there was "A Thanksgiving Carrol?"

This Week's Questions: 

1. What if TONY SOPRANO Skate Boarded? 

2. What if the DEATH NOTE just made people bald? 

3. Your crush WRECKS the toilet - are you less or more interested? 

4. What if EVERYTHING was sticky? 

5. What is the best time in history to have a HUGE cock? 

6.  Would SAW be better with MICROTRANSACTIONS? 

7. What is the biggest flaw in the DEATH STAR? (Besides the main one) 

8.  Are there rules when you borrow your DAD'S SOCKS? 

9.  What if EVERYONE ELSE is having sex when you're not there? 

10. What was the CULTURAL IMPACT of 2 Girls 1 Cup? 

11. Can you BAPTIZE PEOPLE as a prank?