1. How would you write a buddy cop show starring Hitler?
2. Would you take breathing underwater if you could only eat fish?
3. Would you Freaky Friday Sarah Palin for 4 months?
4. How itchy would you have to be to end it all?
5. Would you fly like Superman but you poop 25% of the time?
6. What if you could read your dog's thoughts and it just wanted to have sex with you?
7. How would you banish a bald person from your family?
8. Would you take free rent but you can't season your food?
9. Where would you pick your conjoined twin to be attached?
10. Would you take the ability to never sleep but you have to listen to your most hated song for 3 hours a day?
11. Would you start every sentence with Fe Fi Fo Fum or have smelly hands?
12. Would you take familiarity with every book but you can never laugh?