Hoppothetically

This Week's Questions: 

1. How do you smell people at the store? 

2. Would you ask a stranger to scratch your back? 

3. Does meditation eventually make you orgasm? 

4. Is it worse to kill a person or give an inanimate object a soul? 

5. Are people salad? 

6. Would you rather have 50 grapes in your ass or one in your dick?

This Week's questions: 

1. What if everyone was a little Nathan? 

2. What if your fingers and toes got switched RIGHT BEFORE BRUNCH? 

3. What if you could time travel while pooping 

4. Would you rather your girlfriend be related to Hitler or related to YOU? 

5. Does driving a big truck give you confidence and power? 

6. What if, every time someone brings up PC Culture, you could only hear experimental jazz trumpet? 

7. What if Gordon Ramsay tickled people? 

8. What if you laughed like Sagat from SSF2? 

9. What if you could save ALL your poops until the very end?

This Week's Questions: 

1.  Do snakes like shedding their skin? 

2. Why is it called a fanny pack when you don't shove things in your ass? 

3. Can you use a boner to stop yourself from peeing? 

4. What if you could transfer fat from person to person? 

5. Would you rather have no friends or no teeth? 

6. What if God told you you have the potential to be the best fresh water fisherman who ever lived? 

7. Would you rather be Dave Rubin or a domesticated pony? 

8. What if there was a clone of your girlfriend who was 6% better in every way?

I was on fire this episode. Check out how much better I am than Nathan!

This one is short and aquatic. I read that's what people like.

Our first late night episode. Nathan podcasted in the dark. Podcasting in the dark... for 11 people...what a sad, sad image. Anyway, please enjoy!!

Flame Throwers, Super Powers, and Organic Jokes. Did you notice anything NEWW?????

Nothing good happening over here! I got a real mic though!

We riff about milk. The podcast is bad, so we tried making it faster. Did that help? I think it may have helped.