Hoppothetically

Hoppothetically

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  • #46 What if YOU could design your own GRANDMA?

    Hoppothetically is back! (Sort of) This was origionally an episode for Patreon, but we kind of gave up on that... So here it is! I don't remember much about this one. Hope it is good.

    This week's questions:
    0:00Intro:

    0:59 What if you could design your own grandma?

    9:11 What if you met the CLEANEST man in NYC?
    16:03 What if Evel Knievel was EVIL?
    21:11 What if they added ghosts gouls to the Scared Straight program?
    #comedypodcast #comedians #standupcomedy
    In this episode - Nick Hopping + Nathan Hopping

    24 min
  • #45 Sign My Petition for MORE Neurodiverse Santas? Ft. Ben Kirschenbaum

    Uh Oh! It's another episode of Hoppothetically!! This week, Ben Kirschenbaum joins us to answer THE MOST IMPORTANT questions in the world! Ben used to write for Click Hole! Remember Click Hole? Funny Stuff! This episode was a lot o' fun. We hope you enjoy!
    0:00 Intro
    2:46 What if the ALL the Whos call Horton fat?
    10:10 How would you HAZE the new Cultist?
    17:54 How would you BEAT the underdogs in a basketball movie?
    21:43 Sign my petition for more neurodiverse Santas?
    26:34 WYR wipe or jerk with your left hand?
    28:41 What if someone told you to "P*ss it forward?"
    32:46 What if people weren't into Prometheus's fire?
    39:30 What if Jerkin was in the Olympics?
    #comedypodcast #wyr #justforlaughs
    In this episode of the Hoppothetically Podcast-
    Nick Hopping + Nathan Hopping + Ben Kirschenbaum

    46 min
  • #44 Could you assemble a HEIST crew to steal FROM YOUR OWN A$$? Ft. Austin Locke

    Hey HEY!! It's Hoppetically!! The podcast where we answer the MOST IMPORTANT questions in the world! AND we have a guest! It's our good buddy and the "Memento of Comedy", Austin Locke!! This episode was a fun one! Please enjoy
    This week's Quesitons
    0:00 Intro
    5:00 How would you market WHIP-ITS?
    10:22 What if someone drew a d*ck on the USA moon flag?
    16:20 Could youassemble a heist crew to steal something from YOUR OWN A$$?
    22:35 Are Iranians homophomic? (Nathan's question...He's a weird guy.)
    24:54 What if the dentist keeps doing the "what's behind your ear" trick in your mouth?
    29:52 What if a "Karen" kept complaining about hell?
    33:57 What if monks can only stand freezing temperatures becasue they're so fat?
    In this episode - Nick Hopping + Nathan Hopping + Austin Locke
    #comedy #comedypodcast #standupcomedy

    39 min
  • #43 What if you were about to be reincarnated as Mr.Hands?

    IIIIIIIIIITTTTTTT'SSSSS Hoppothetically!!! Thanks for watching! We're a comedy podcast about weird hypothetical questions. If YOU ever have a question you want to hear, let us know.

    0:00 Intro
    4:54 What if you were about to be reincarnated as Mr.Hands?
    10:07 What COD war memorials look like?
    13:34 How would you market ADULT Karate?
    17:18 What if you were a terrorist in REMEDIAL interrogtion?
    22:06 What if the POPE faught crime?
    25:42 What if the Berlin Wall prevented your neighbor's dog from pooping on your lawn?
    In this episode - Nick Hopping & Nathan Hopping
    #funnypodcast #comedypodcast #askreddit

    29 min
  • #42 What if Pinocchio watched Andrew Tate to become a real MAN?
    Hoppothetically is back! Thanks for watching! I think this episode is really funny. AND no audio issues!! How about that? By the way, if YOU ever have a question you want to hear, let us know.
    0:00 Intro
    2:52 What if your war buddy thought "The Ultimate Sacrifie" was eating your ass?
    8:09 What if you were pitched the maching from Monster's Inc today?
    12:18 How would you make a middle school play out of Oedipus Rex?
    18:58 What if Pinocchio watched Andrew Tate to become a real MAN?
    22:56 What if the Impractical Jokers did 911?
    24:35 What if your friend LITERALLY didn't understand women?
    28:32 What if people tried to "I Am Spartacus" in other situations?
    32:10 Do Hockey players fight so much to distract from the fact that they're ice skating?
    In this episode - Nick Hopping & Nathan Hopping
    #funnypodcast #comedypodcast #askreddit
    35 min
  • #41 How would YOU ask for a little girl's eggs?

    Hey! It's Hoppothetically! We're BACK...AGAIN. I was in kind of a bad mood this time. It's still a fun episode. More Hypothetical Questions!

    0:00 Intro
    3:48 How would you get out of fighting IT?
    10:00 How would you ask for a little girl's eggs?
    16:38 What if the active ingredient in Meth was LOVE?
    21:01 What if your girlfriend wasn't into Jumanji?
    24:00 How could Pepsi fix that one BAD commercial?
    29:24 How would you make the Catholic Church fun for young people?
    Thanks for listening! In this episode: Nick Hopping + Nathan Hopping
    #comedypodcast #funnypodcast #comedians

    33 min
  • #40 What if getting kicked in the balls launched you 15 feet in the air?

    Hoppothetically is back with more silly hypothetical questions AT GRANDMA'S HOUSE (AGAIN) If you're new here, we're a comedy podcast where hosts, Nick Hopping and Nathan Hopping answer the most important questions of our time. (Sorry about the audio quality this episode. The mic recorder got messed up. Next episode should sound normal again.)  

    0:00 Intro 

    3:09 What if Coke wanted more debts to be solved with Coke? 

    8:25 What if your house was haunted by ghosts having uncomfortably personal conversations? 

    15:43 What if getting kicked in the balls made you launch 15 feet in the air? 

    20:57 What if, in a trial, everytime someone objects someone has to take a shot?  

    #comedypodcast #Hoppothetically #comedians

    27 min
  • #39 What if EVERYONE wrote in "YOUR MOM" for President?

    Hoppothetically is back with more silly hypothetical questions AT GRANDMA'S HOUSE!! If you're new here, we're a comedy podcast where hosts, Nick Hopping and Nathan Hopping answer the most important questions of our time.  

    0:00 Intro 

    1:20 What if you were the host at the John Wick Assassin Hotel? 

    5:47 Why do Grocery Store Cameras make everyone so UGLY? 

    13:43 What if everyone wrote in "Your Mom" for President? 

    19:32 What if the Ouija board said to KISS? 

    22:49 What if "The Thing" just kept flipping everyone off? 

    27:19 What if you were a student of a scam karate master?   

    #comedypodcast #Hoppothetically #comedians

    33 min
  • #38 What if you came Genies?

    Hoppothetically is back with more crazy hypothetical questions. If you're new here, we're a comedy podcast where hosts, Nick Hopping and Nathan Hopping answer the most important questions of our time.  

    0:00 Intro 

    1:19 You're in a firing squad and everyone brought Nerf guns except you! 

    5:58 What if you came Genies? 

    10:15 What if you thought putting chess pieces in your a** made you better at chess? 

    14:46 What if a Craigslist ad just said "I got the stuff, you bring the money?" 

    19:47 What if a random lady had your mom's tits? 

    25:30 What if your important job interview turned into a rave?  

    This episode features Nick Hopping Nathan Hopping  

    #comedypodcast #whatif #wouldyourather

    32 min
  • #37 What if there was a Basketball team called "The Widowers?" Ft. Manth and Jessi

    Hoppothetically is back with more crazy hypothetical questions. If you're new here, we're a comedy podcast where hosts, Nick Hopping and Nathan Hopping answer the most important questions of our time. This week we're joined by Mantha and Jessi Freeman! This episode turned out super fun! If you have any answers to our questions or have your own questions, let us know! Sorry about the audio in the middle!  

    0:00 Intro 

    2:11 What if a cop tried to give you his mixed tape? 

    7:34 What if you had to give a fake sex talk to your kid? 16:41 Is poop funny? 

    20:32 What if you had a train connection on the Polar Express? 

    24:15 What if there was a Basketball team called "The Widowers?"   

    29:22 Was Jesus breast fed?

    This episode features Nick Hopping Nathan Hopping Samantha Freeman and Jessi Freeman  

    #comedypodcast #whatif #wouldyourather

    34 min

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What if Pinocchio watched Andrew Tate to become a real MAN? Should there be MORE Neurodiverse Santas? What if you could design your own Grandma?