Patti and Pottymouth find a soulmate in Cami Kidder, director and producer of the upcoming documentary, “Throw Like a Girl.” Any story that starts in Red Sox fantasy camp and moves on to 11-year-old girls taking on the baseball patriarchy is okay by us. Before the interview, Patti defends Wyoming, for the first time ever, and later fesses up that Wyoming native Brandon Nimmo, that Smile Guy, is her Mets boyfriend. Luke Maile replaces Benny as her BF from the Greater Cincinnati area that plays for Not-Reds. Pottymouth formally claims Baby Piña, Lourdes Gurriel, Jr. as her Blue Jays boyfriend, in a tale that includes the 1992 Olympics, human smuggling, and great hair. She restores balance to the world with Michael “Scooter” Conforto of the Mets, by way of synchronized swimming.