Jared Jerome joins Alex on the patron side to rank the 30 teams NBA from worst to first one month into the season. But because it's Thanksgiving (and also because we talked for way too long), the top 12 is released on this feed.

This episode's outro is I DON'T WANNA DO THIS ANYMORE by PVRIS (h/t Jim Crumley), which is how Alex felt when he realized he was still recording podcasts at nearly 3 in the morning.

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