Us: Omg this episode of Riverdale was SO BORING.

Also us: *talks about this episode of Riverdale for almost an hour*

Okay, so we underestimated just how much we'd have to say about Anthony being a baby Serpent, Percival's seemingly endless supply of mind tricks, and all the asinine batshittery that has been promised to us in the upcoming musical episode. If you didn't watch this episode yet, just listen to our recap because we guarantee it's more entertaining.

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