Today’s vocabulary word is “cazatalentos” as MLB scouts visit the Cuba finals for the first time. Nearly 200 free agents are waiting for Harper and Machado to get on with it already so they can have a turn. Both our Twins boyfriends have been suspended for drug use, PED or otherwise. Kinda Pottymouth’s wheelhouse, but Patti? Come, on! Eddie Rosario wins Pottymouth over with hurricane relief and visiting his teachers in Puerto Rico. Nelson Cruz hits the Patti trifecta with Boomsticks, firetrucks, and voter registration. Diamondback BFs have blingy, swingy pasts but have got their games in gear. Ketel Marte sends baseball equipment to the Dominican Republic. Steven Souza, Jr. never has to do anything again after saving that Jordan Zimmerman no-hitter.