Cardinal Larson is full of the Story’s writhing vigor, yet he thirsts! Even those bursting with the Story’s hefty goodness still demand a tangy Cro-Croa. But when shipments of the Story’s fizzy truth go missing, what is a Cardinal to do? Listen here, you hot shit, and plump on this here tale of deceit, classic Italian dishes, and Story pure.

Guest Preacher: Ed Larson (Brighter Side podcast)

Invocation

Psalm: “Look Out Corpse Doctor”

The Third Sermon of Cardinal Larson: Cardinal Larson in “Quick and Furious”

Concluding Prayer

Tuesday will come around again, like a goddamn rash. Don’t use lotion!