Why Tylenol, Mortgage Rates, and Robot Cows Are Ruining Mondays (and Other News You Can’t Make Up)
00:00 – Intro: Welcome to “647” – Six Stories for 7:00 AM
00:12 – Autism & Tylenol: The Double Message Olympics
01:44 – ADHD, Autism, and the Tylenol Conspiracy Deepens
03:18 – FDA, Big Pharma, and the Study Smackdown
04:52 – Mortgage Rates: The Rollercoaster You Didn’t Buy a Ticket For
07:23 – The Fed: Good Cop, Bad Cop, and a Side of Trump
12:03 – Department of War: Trump’s Rebranding Bonanza
15:59 – AI Cowboys: Meet Warthog, the Robot Rancher
18:39 – PETA’s Robot Bison & The End of Cowboy Jobs?
19:39 – The Arab Police Patch: Diversity, Unity, and a Side of Panic
23:58 – Culture Wars: Patches, Pork, and Protests
26:15 – Monday Motivation: Teleprompter Fails & Life Lessons
28:44 – Blessings, Rants, and the Real Monday Vibes