Can you believe we're stuck in this elevator together, Theophiloi? I guess there's nothing we can do but pass the time with the clip show episode of Torah while we wait for the power to come back on. Join us as Deuteronomy offers up a bunch of stuff we've already read, and a record YPP score (yikes per page). We gotta eat the vegetables before we get to Judges, folks.

Topics of discussion: Benito's completely buck wild choice of a favorite candy seriously no matter what you are guessing right now you are wrong, British wrestler Grado, a "rap" about abstinence, We finally understand Bigger Luke, Sh'ma Israel, Backlash 2006, Dracula ex Cathedra, Solomon: threat or menace?, WrestleMania 25, Torah: The Anime (Torahnime), Scabies Jim.

Suggested Reading: Luke 4:18. Psalm 94:20-23. Isaiah 54:17. Micah 7:8. Black Lives Matter.

Hymnal: "Green Hornet Theme" by Al Hirt, "Wonderwall Cover auf Orgel" by Captain Mütsch (youtube.com/channel/UC2QJ4s5sJsgQjkGlitR66GA)

Offertory: As Enoch writes, "Whoever of you spends gold or silver for his brother's sake, he will receive ample treasure in the world to come." Support the show via http://ko-fi.com/apocrypals, or, better yet, check out the funds we recommended at the end of the show: https://www.blackvisionsmn.org/ and https://secure.actblue.com/donate/bail_funds_george_floyd

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