Shh! Listen quietly! Ears listen, and someone is out there, aiming to take the Story down. Keep the Story inside you, like swallowing a big chunky pill called “Story.” Some pills are easy to swallow, but this one might catch inside you, or smear your greases with unknown side effects. Rub your tum, eat a cracker, and hold tight as we figure this alllll out.

Invocation

Psalm: “New Hair”

Liturgical Reading: “Goodbye Hirsutaline”

Concluding Prayer

Let’s promise each other, if we make it through this, we’ll meet here, in this same spot, for another Story pure. I love you.