Your green plastic army men only come in GREEN. No black, brown or pink. If you want diversity, you're out of luck. So you're gonna get yelled at and probably lose your girlfriend too unless you listen to Uncle Otis here to tell you what to do about it. Be sure to tell others of your kind about what goes on here. Push button. Get Otis. Wash hands. A service of Galveston's Discount Think Tank & Bait Camp.

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