In her continuing quest to encourage the watching of winter baseball, Pottymouth teaches Patti Spanish baseball words. Adam Ottavino throws shade at Babe Ruth. Will Kyler Murray listen to Deion Sanders? The hot stove has cooled so much we pay attention to a “stupid loser” spat. We forget one or two of the five tools, but Pottymouth’s Mariner’s boyfriend, Mitch Haniger, has six. Patti did not pick J.P. Crawford just because he named his dogs after Marvel superheroes, but she could have. Pottymouth selects “Big Bear” Marcell Ozuna and Patti goes with supernerd Paul DeJong as Cardinals boyfriends. Pottymouth presents her case for which teams NCIB should back in the Winter League finals, and Patti buys her impeccable logic. What could possibly go wrong?