We'll start with some local dog-output news, and your usual assortment of puppy crimes, the most popular dog in America, and some government researchers feeding cats to . . . well, just listen. Plus, your question this week—how do I keep my cat from clawing up my screens? And for some sci fi doggy weirdness, check back in a few days for our BONUS STORY, which was too long to include in today's episode.