Pet Theories Podcast

By Eve & Efrem

What's Pet Theories Podcast about?

Every week, we answer our listener's most awkward pet questions, from cat training troubles to macaw manners. Plus, some helpful dog training advice, cool new pet tricks, and review all the latest news for animals. Please send any and all of your pet questions to [email protected]

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Pet Theories Podcast episodes:

10.24.2019
78. Dogscapades Theory
Yes, Australia, where the dog walks now grow on trees, thanks to a new law. What else? Oh, NHL teams are hiring service dogs to tenderize their gloves! All this, plus Halloween costume tips and a toucan update!
10.17.2019
Preserving the Magic: The Canning Mini-Episode!
We got a little busy putting tomatoes into jars this weekend to edit a full episode . . . or even stay on topic . . . BUT we did have an in-depth conversation changing thoughts on spaying and neutering....
10.02.2019
77. Frankendoodle Theory
This week, we dive deep into labradoodles and their regretful creator. Introspective monsters on the loose! Then we answer your questions— Why won’t my puppy walk? And why must death be a thing? Plus, a trick! In Beyond Sit, we teach...
09.18.2019
76. Chimp Recognition Teory
With Efrem having other things to do this past week, we bring you a News for Dogs special episode! And we have some great ones for you pups! First: It’s true, your parents do like their cats better than...
09.04.2019
75. Mystery Sock Theory
This week, Eve has a little freak out about the some of the National Dog Day coverage. But first, the national news story about a tiny dog park in Maryland and its discontents. And is the future of pet food...
08.21.2019
74. Plague FAQ Theory
This week, we start with a warning to stay out of the water when the algae's blooming. Plus, dogs & cats are allowed back in North Carolina's breweries, while humans in Colorado are cancelling games to avoid THE PLAGUE PRAiRiE...
07.24.2019
73. Birds Just Want To Have Fun Theory
Important new results of the FDAs investigation into DCM and grain-free diets. New training tech for dogs: haptic-style vests so you can communicate with your dog over long and noisy distances. GOATS! And what they’re talking about to...
06.26.2019
72. Ramifications Theory
We start with some ways for cat parents can help contribute to cat science! And, find out what your cats are doing all day—just “resting,” or something far more sinister? Probably just resting. Plus, a warning about long-range ball...
06.12.2019
71. Summer Jams Theory
Learn about helping your dog out with separation anxiety, fireworks and other loud noises, getting walks in when the days get too hot, and tips for swimming and bathing with your dog. We’ll have a regular episode in two weeks...
05.29.2019
70. Homeward Bound Theory
We talk this week about what makes a dog person (and missing twins!). A reminder again to not use retractable leashes—if you won’t listen to Eve, how about the British Society for Surgery of the Hand? Plus, some actual (super...
05.15.2019
69. Cocktail Din Theory
Plus, a follow-up on our fascinating discussion of window dressings, and how to properly pop a doggie’s pill.
05.01.2019
68. Incognito Theory
Two quick News for Pets items this week while Eve recovers from her wisdom tooth—twin stories of a long-lost (or never-lost) tortoise and a newfound possum.
04.17.2019
67. Finn The Dog Theory
There are so many dogs named Finn out there making news this week, from Finn the British hero police dog getting his law passed to Finn the very good bat dog out in Las Vegas just trying to do his...
04.11.2019
66.5 Sherlock Clones Theory
An extra News for Dogs story for you this week!
04.03.2019
66. Edward Cat-Hands Theory
We’ll start with some local dog-output news, and your usual assortment of puppy crimes, the most popular dog in America, and some government researchers feeding cats to . . . well, just listen. Plus, your question this week—how do...
03.28.2019
65.5 — The Iditarod Special!
As promised, here's our Iditarod special—9 days of high-tension arctic racing, boiled down to 20 minutes of talk by two people who've never been to Alaska. Stay tuned for an exciting listen into a world of dog bickering, sous-vide pizza,...
03.20.2019
65. British Westminster Theory
Today, we cover the news out of Crufts 2019, especially the agility star Kratu! And we talk about all the bats hanging out at the AT&T; Center in San Antonio. Plus, we answer some great questions about how to...
03.06.2019
Eminent Dogmain Theory
On episode 64 we bring you a shorter episode due to us both getting a horrible flu last week. But we had to bring you the story of Edda of Ahlen town. Plus Eve does give some tips on improving...
02.20.2019
WESTMINSTER SPECIAL! — Psychedelic Chihuahua Theory
We do our Westminster Kennel Club post-show wrap up, featuring Verb the border collie! Gabby the Papillon! And all them Best In Group winners Plus, Efrem & Eve opine on eugenics, aerobics, and the ethics of dog shows.
02.06.2019
62. Rain Dogs Theory
Episode 62 is here to answer all of your pet questions! What happens to birds in the polar vortex? What happens to some elephant seals when we leave their breeding grounds alone? Wait, how early were dogs helping humans...
01.23.2019
61. Dainty Towel Theory
Welcome to an all new episode talking about animal science that isn't happening because of the government shutdown in News for Dogs: from counts of humpback whales still happening in Hawaii without the help of NOAA, to wolves and moose...
01.09.2019
60. Pointy Ears Theory
Happy New Year, everyone—We're back with an all new episode! Before the government shut down, the TSA considers how the children were judging their dogs. Ford designs a noise canceling dog house, and new theories on the origins of dogs...
12.12.2018
59. Puppy Bail Theory
We’re back and as full of news for your pets as ever! We appreciate your patience. Now on to the animals! We make up for missing an episode with a bunch of news. To start, there’s another dog food...
11.14.2018
58. Fall Back Theory
And your questions: Can I ride my bike with my dog? How do I deal with my family feeding my dog table scraps at thanksgiving? And a Beyond Sit combo with day light savings time shifting techniques!
10.31.2018
57. Trick or Theory
Happy Halloween! We have a sporktakular episode for you all today! From eclipsed bees to dogs carrying MRSA around hospitals, hear all the news for animals to keep you up at night! Plus a deep look into the...
10.17.2018
56. Avian Drunk Tank Theory
We talk about some drunk birds in Minnesota and some new research on preventing separation anxiety. Then we answer your questions on wedding doves, whether dogs have a “most important meal of the day”, and what to look for...
10.03.2018
55. Monkey Won't Doo Theory
This episode has all the answers—What's going on at PetSmart? Did you get scammed and lease your pet? Well, NY State can help! And have these female cockroachesfigured it all out? Plus, your questions: Should I get a...
09.20.2018
54. Spiders! Theory
In this episode we talk a lot about spiders in the news and on twitter. And give advice for a cabin-fevered dog during a hurricane. Just where should your dog go to the bathroom when you aren't allowed outside?
09.05.2018
53. No More Shock Theory
This week, we say "good show" to England for banning shock collars, talk about mis-identified dogs (with some killer charts and graphs), and get a bit into why your pup is watching you pound. And we answer your questions:...
08.22.2018
52. Historically Accurate Crow Theory
This episode! A summer dog flu alert. Plus, a French theme park hires some industrious crows. Plus, your questions about puppy pronouns and dog-park flirts. Eve has a Dennis Miller moment. Oh, and how to adopt a failed government...
08.08.2018
51. Déjà vu all over again Theory
This week, we're looking back at some of your favorite questions, along with an encore presentation* of our interview with the Senior Keeper at the Carolina Tiger Rescue. In this episode... Can I compost my dog's poo? What do...
07.25.2018
Episode 50! Unextinct American Dog Theory
It's episode 50! We discuss the DC cat census, along with the ancient dogs of the Americas, and some new research about a rare dog cancer. Check out this seagull! Plus your questions on horse pets and...
07.11.2018
49. Ripple Theory
This week, we talk about training people (surgeons, no less) with dog clickers, the ASPCA rehabbing "unadoptable" dogs, and if humans are causing animals to be more nocturnal. And dingos and their fences, changing the landscapes of Australia. And we answer your...
06.27.2018
48. Digression Theory
This week, we have News for Dogs, and then some . . . First, we talk about a new study on equine sex stereotyping Then—how human encouragement influences dogs puzzle solving skills and we briefly talk about Delta's new...
06.20.2018
47.5 Interruption Theory
Sorry for the delay in a real episode this week, but Efrem went to HerosCon instead! Go to our website pettheoriespodcast.com and check out the great drawings of Olive Oyl that he got made.
06.06.2018
47. Billionaire Buffalo Theory
This episode, we discuss a squirrel and its new pinecone stash, the lesser long-nosed bat being taken off the endangered species list, a new Guam kingfisher born at the Smithsonian, and whether "emotional support" animals really provide any benefits. ...
05.23.2018
46. Lonesome Dog Theory
This week, we help out two dogs waylaid by their owners' romantic lives. Plus, we look into the seedy world of wildlife photography, Jacksonville's newest dog park, and the wonderful intestinal flora we share with our pets.
05.09.2018
45. Spring Awakening Theory
This episode, we're all about it finally being springtime! We answer your questions about helping your anxious dog cope with thunderstorms, and long road trips with your best friend. Plus news about some catty dog owners in Tribeca, and spring health...
04.27.2018
44. Lie Down with Dogs Theory
As a special Anniversary Edition of the show, we're devoting the whole episode to this fascinating Washington Post story about the weird, co-dependent relationship that's sprung up between two unlikely groups—dog breeders and dog rescues. The internet makes for strange kennel-fellows. We'll be back...
04.11.2018
43. Dogs of a Feather Theory
It's #NationalPetDay and we're back with an all-new episode! We talk about African greys imitating a pack of dogs, cleaning up after your dogs (and not leaving it for nature), sound-conditioned animal shelters, and a tribute for a local...
03.30.2018
42. Overlap Theory
Sorry for the delay, but one's was worth the wait! We talk about robots spying on fish Animals imprinting on everything from robot hens to sheep to buckets full of tuna! How long does it take for a dog...
03.14.2018
41. Streisand Theory
A nice long show to take you through the next massive snow storm, with an all-new batch of questions and stories. Cloning dogs—science fiction or science MADNESS?? How do I take care of my girlfriend's anxious dog? Plus,...
02.28.2018
40. Year of the Dog Theory
I an episode chock full of animal news, we end up discussing the logic of the Disney universe, salmonella—a lot—and an auspicious start to the Year of the Dog. We also answer questions about doggy escape artists, safe leftovers, and argue a bit...
02.14.2018
39. Kibble Crush Theory
In this episode, we follow a golden eagle across several national parks, help some old dogs learn new video games, and calculate if being axious makes you more likely to get bitten by a dog. Plus, just what is...
01.31.2018
38. Sinister Theory
This week! We talk about Delta Airlines tightening rules for service animals, paw-preference and stress in cats, and the most News for Dogs story ever! Man. Bites. (Police) Dog. Also, your questions about what kind of dog to get, carpets and...
01.17.2018
37. The Jesus Lizard Theory
This episode we discuss new breeds, dogs and cats working together, some new ways for dogs to use their art history degrees, and frozen iguanas! And your questions: Is my dog going senile? And can I get a little privacy...
01.03.2018
36. Tilapia Theory
In this episode, we have news of a rescued mountain lion in California, randy mice (and how you can hear 1600 hours of their sultry singing), and a video of a squirrel on the run from the law. Plus your...
12.20.2017
35. Gratuity Theory
This week we answer all your holiday tipping and winter dog questions! Plus, the story of the first pit bull police dog in Kansas!
12.06.2017
34. Brain Soup Theory
How do I protect my cat and my Christmas tree? How small can my new studio be for me and my greyhound? And there's no shame in being a failed foster! Plus, a report from the FDA warns against...
11.22.2017
33. Colorblindness Theory
This week, we talk turkey—that is, what Thanksgiving foods your pets can and cannot eat. Plus we take your pet questions—What's up with hissing cockroaches? Can I put a dog on a rotating schedule? And a deep dive into canine...

What's Pet Theories Podcast about?

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Pet Theories Podcast episodes:

78. Dogscapades Theory

Preserving the Magic: The Canning Mini-Episode!

77. Frankendoodle Theory

76. Chimp Recognition Teory

75. Mystery Sock Theory

74. Plague FAQ Theory

73. Birds Just Want To Have Fun Theory

72. Ramifications Theory

71. Summer Jams Theory

70. Homeward Bound Theory

69. Cocktail Din Theory

68. Incognito Theory

67. Finn The Dog Theory

66.5 Sherlock Clones Theory

66. Edward Cat-Hands Theory

65.5 — The Iditarod Special!

65. British Westminster Theory

Eminent Dogmain Theory

WESTMINSTER SPECIAL! — Psychedelic Chihuahua Theory

62. Rain Dogs Theory

61. Dainty Towel Theory

60. Pointy Ears Theory

59. Puppy Bail Theory

58. Fall Back Theory

57. Trick or Theory

56. Avian Drunk Tank Theory

55. Monkey Won't Doo Theory

54. Spiders! Theory

53. No More Shock Theory

52. Historically Accurate Crow Theory

51. Déjà vu all over again Theory

Episode 50! Unextinct American Dog Theory

49. Ripple Theory

48. Digression Theory

47.5 Interruption Theory

47. Billionaire Buffalo Theory

46. Lonesome Dog Theory

45. Spring Awakening Theory

44. Lie Down with Dogs Theory

43. Dogs of a Feather Theory

42. Overlap Theory

41. Streisand Theory

40. Year of the Dog Theory

39. Kibble Crush Theory

38. Sinister Theory

37. The Jesus Lizard Theory

36. Tilapia Theory

35. Gratuity Theory

34. Brain Soup Theory

33. Colorblindness Theory