Bob is surprised because Miles actually showed up after he was invited to play pinball in McLean.

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I'm like, Ash. Apparently, you don't invite Miles' title over. It only perpetuates it. I'm trying to drink, jerk, all right? Thanks a lot. Hey everybody, what we're saying is this is Bob and I'm chiplets and your house smells like ash. We got this new Glade freshener. It smells like ass. That's right, honey. Smells like ass. Fresh ass. With a name like ass, it's got to be good. Hey, everybody. Welcome. Yeah. Welcome. You never know what's going to come out of Miles' mouth just before I hit the record button. I know. Last week, I was talking about top guys and bottom guys, and this week, this house smells like ass. This house smells like ass. It does. It's your house. Do something. Get some sage or something. I live with like 20 animals and two other humans. It smells like ass around here, right? Yeah.Are you trying to blame somebody for this? If I could open the windows right now, I would. I mean, are you not partially at fault, perhaps? You know what? I just had a dog unbeknownst to me eat out of the litter and put her snout on my arm and left shitty litter on my forearm. I had to go wash off Right after our pre-show chit-chat that we like to do. Yeah, nice. Gross. A little pecan sandy. Yeah, nice. I want to see that. I don't know. Your house. I'm glad your house has filters built in and stuff and magical shit. You know, whatever. Actually, we do have some. I know. I know. You have some weird thing. Hapafelter. Yeah, I know. You got all sorts of cool stuff. Yeah, we got all kinds of weird stuff going on here. Yeah, I've been there. Been there. Yeah, exactly. It's like Scaramunga. He's got all this cool stuff. Nick, Nick. Scaramunga.Yeah. I have a little guy lives in the walls. Does my bidding. He dresses real nice. So, uh, apparently just like a, um, you know, like an eclipse every few years, uh, miles and I actually saw each other in person, uh, on Saturday. We had our, uh, Mandate. So, yeah. Mandate. Sounds like a court order or something. It was a mandate. No, I was just kidding. No, I happened, I was tagging along on a business, pseudo business trip with my wife to Bloomington, Illinois. I said, Miles, there's this really interesting place in McLean. called Arcade Unlimited. I thought it was a strip club. I was like, okay. That's right. You're like, Arcade? I know all her work. Oh, yeah. And I said, why don't you come over? We'll go check this thing out. It's got all these pinball machines and stuff like that, games and whatnot. And, you know, I threw it out there. I said, I'm going to go. Whether you go or not, I'm going. Mm-hmm.And, you know, I figured about 50, 50 chance. I figured it at 50, 50. My wife was more like a 70, 30. Yeah. That you would not even show up. Yeah. But you did. I did. And I was early. Yeah. And you were early. Exactly. Actually, the funny thing about you being early, let me, uh, I got to look here and see if I can find it. So I took a picture of, I was kicking around waiting for, you know, I was a little early waiting for you to show up and, oh, you aren't in my picture. That's what I was looking for. And I took a picture of a Coca-Cola, like on the side of a brick building, somebody had, they painted like a Coca-Cola sign.advertisement and a thing for a barbershop. And I took a picture and the next thing i know, I'm walking in that direction and there's a guy flipping me off. It was you! It was me! About 10 minutes early, which is like unheard of. Oh, I was 20 minutes early at least. Oh no, I know you're only 10 minutes early because i mean, tops was 15 because i was just walking around killing 15 minutes because i was early. Well, I knew you'd be early. I'm like, he's early. I know it. Yeah. And then there he is. I'm like,