We kick things off with Love Is Blind—the mind-boggling social media reactions to the season, especially around political issues, and how Midwest passive-aggressiveness is quietly ruining every relationship. We break down Lauren and Dave’s trainwreck dynamic (why is she hanging on when he clearly never wanted to get married?), Sara trying to reconcile her values with Ben’s megachurch, and Devin needing his mom’s approval to sign a prenup. Plus, we’re still confusing people because everyone looks the same, wondering what the couples even talked about in the pods, and side-eyeing the wildly unequal bachelor/bachelorette parties. As for the couples? Joey and Monica seem destined for friendship, while Daniel and Taylor are the only ones we actually believe in.

Then, we dive into The Bachelor—why is the hometown episode always so boring, and how did Zoe make it this far without a one-on-one? We get into Mary’s predictions for the fantasy suites and finale, the shock of Juliana’s dad being a softy instead of a mafia boss, and the lingering question of whether Grant and Litia’s religious differences (and the looming fantasy suites) will be a dealbreaker. Despite the messy timeline, we break down why Grant is actually a great Bachelor and how the season’s short runtime is doing him—and the viewers—a disservice.

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