We know October is spooky month, and we're going to get into all that good stuff next week. But in the meantime we wanted to boof you with the doozy known as Mortal Kombat! A childhood favorite of many, but a sweaty turd on the radiator for most. 

Weepy Western Unions! Flawed victories! Side boob central! Caucasian Raiden! Cage/Kang carry-on confusion! Prying open those soul holes! White lightning wet willy whispers! Unwilling mousse tousles! Large electrical disturbances with a side of vocal fry! Surviving the Hard R! Two man Goro horse suits? Faulty claw logic! Cosmic blob camouflage! High octane turkey slapping, and much, much more on this week's episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made.

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