Strap on in to your peach holes, it's time for a trip down south to genteel Savannah, Georgia! My stars and garters, I do declare, this is one of the finest episodes we've had yet, or my name isn't Colonel Nathanius Budgerbuddy of the Macon Budgerbuddies.

This is the story of the Pirates' House. Come for the ghosts, stay for sliding into Hugh Jackman’s DMs, the most boring hurricane ever, the height and weight of Jesus, manatees hate this one weird place, pirate daycare, dressing people up as little tiny boats, and, obviously, peach holes.

Sources:

• https://thepirateshouse.com/history/
• https://nightlyspirits.com/savannah-georgia-haunted-pirate-house-restaurant/
• https://www.wsav.com/news/local-news/savannah/the-tale-behind-the-haunted-pirates-house/
• https://savannahterrors.com/the-pirates-house-savannah/
• https://trusteesgarden.com/our-history/
• https://ghostcitytours.com/savannah/haunted-places/haunted-restaurants/pirates-house/