Politics is full of lies, machinations, back stabbing, and general ill-will; yet we entertain all these and are gleeful to see our favorite politician featured in the front page.

When I was younger, say 1 day old, that 24-hour period comprised my entire life.

As per popular rhetoric, men will multiply their count by three and women will vice versa that shit and divide theirs by three.

It’s like the Kenyan government is this separate engine that runs alongside (not with, or to the benefit of; alongside; separate from) the country of Kenya, as represented by the people.

"Honorable" "Your Excellency"... I need to barf

You might experience love in your 20s, but it will never compare to a teenage love affair.

The development of slums is wholly related to one socio-economic factor: labor. 

Not everything can be sold; not everything should be sold

Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank. Give a man a bank and he can rob the world

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