We here at FMKlit think that a good book is worth more than its weight in gold. And while we don't always read good books, this episode's books have plenty of gold because today we're doing Treasure Hunters! For this expedition of an episode, we read "Unexpected Treasure: The Treasure Hunters Series Book I" by Aidan Willows and Grace Risata, and "Treasure of Love (Love Series Book 2)" by Scotty Cade. Today our hosts discuss alien dicks; the do's and don'ts of underwear shopping; and the most important quality a person can possibly have: a competent pussy.

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