Episode 691: Happy New Year! Holiday stories of farting in cars, dealing with family, goats eating cars, and buying bags of dicks. Andrew tried 2 new foods! Puke gets Christmas glittered. The long arduous tale of a snowy New Years day: Miscommunication / Slippy roads / Frustration / Arena doors / Confusion / Which parking lot? / Penguins win! / Indoor fireworks / How dare you have to pee! / Come back for lost cellphone! / The Hill District at night. Happy New Year?