Portmansheau

Episode 718: Bryan joins us to make us feel old. Brett had tourettes when getting out of his car; Puke just screams slurs in his house. Andrew makes us guess celebrities. Bryan agrees dolphins aren’t that smart. Training crows. Tales from the blue-collar union worker breakroom. Bad dating advice for Bryan. Bryan and Andrew both bought new Miatas.

Episode 717: Puke hasn’t memorized the names of all the gay old musicians Brett likes. This makes Brett and Andrew mad. Weird Al was never on Cooking with Coolio. The tale of Andrew’s beautiful old Honda CRV going missing from Brett’s house and where it was found. The greatest car ever made according to Andrew was in Street Fighter 2. How many cars have we all had towed?

Episode 716: Videos are not podcasts! Ads make us rage! Trump made his own pledge of allegiance to himself. Peter makes pants. Juan Valdez Columbian coffee donkey man. A 9/11 wedding! Andrew buys Puke more hats. Gabriela has shoes. Brett can’t stop looking at boys thighs. Pronouncing “clafoutis”. Polymath Park for Frank Loyd Wright losers. Increasing anxiety when showering during a storm. How to replace a van lightbulb. Pressing a button could have saved hundreds of dollars!

Episode 715: We're all in our 40's now! Brett sees too many big thighs. Andrew's three jokes. Are dolphins living in poop and the 5th dimension? Naming African countries. Local flavor in the airport lounge. Puke's wheel choice is vindicated! Brett builds furniture in the streets. Andrew get's video proof that he was wrong at autocross. "The Lobster", "Interstellar", and the best sequels according to Andrew.

Episode 714: We have internet gremlins! How does “John” respond to phone calls? It’d be better if you had big tits. Precision of language. Puke changes tires and wheels on the racecar; Andrew is enraged. Calculating pounds per square centimeter. The definition of “okay”. Spider crickets. Tom the Mime delights Andrew. What is Zombo dot com? How many Pittsburgh movies have we seen?

Episode 713: We’re back after a 3 week hiatus and forget to mention it’s now year 16 of Puke and the Gang / Portmansheau! Brett has an uncle that’s over all these fancy sandwiches. Camping is boring. Goose bustin’ at the Henry Ford Museum. Andrew eats the perfect sandwich. Sloppy Joe. Poo water and flooded plumbing. Andrew almost dies on a ski lift in a Kentucky thunderstorm.

Episode 712: Puke yells. Andrew has a sandwich tail. Brett hates rotisserie chicken. Bryan won’t name the cheese. Can we name chain restaurants in Ohio alphabetically? SQZ-A55. Styx karaoke. Brett explains how farting is gay. Psyllium Husk. Andrew wants Bryan to try mushrooms. Andrew’s tail of a slipped disc and poo-dips. How to sleep like Hitler.

Episode 711: We read a letter from a listener living in Kansas City. Brett thinks the new Spielberg movie is good. Is Austin or KC larger? Andrew doesn’t know what “Austin City Limits” is. Using a VCR to tape TV shows. Andrew reads the letter again for no good reason. The Butler Zonkey. Blueberry picking hell. The ghetto smoothie bar. Eating a full jar of peanut butter.

Episode 710: Brett thinks this song is from the 80’s, it’s actually from the 2000’s. But we don’t listen to music anymore. “The Penguin” body shape. Honda Element snacking update. Travel tips from Andrew. Dickitine Pouches. VR mini-golf vs reality mini-golf. Soap. Brett eats a cold hamburger. Gabriela eats cereal (With milk! In a bowl!) in a moving car. New Jersey cult spa. Brett really wants to know his personality type. Andrew’s opulent Chicago hotel and Rogers, AR. The Big Fat Chugger train is coming to Pittsburgh!

Episode 709: Gabriela shows up with a hat. We learn about Nick’s Appopotamus. Fancy lamps and pedo paintings at the antique store. Arguing about how many scoops to put in a coffee maker. A., B., and G. travel to Kansas City to buy a 2004 Honda Element. The Gateway to the West. Andrew rides an elephant! Disgusting Louisville, KY. The disco bathroom. Puke loses a tree. The challenges of riding with Gabriela on a road trip. Measuring windows correctly. A pack-o-tards appear at the autocross to ride in cars like it’s an amusement park.