Episode 703: We went to explore dahntahn Pittsburgh to see the NFL Draft construction but only found schizos on the subway and a silly goose Useless Animal Trivia game. Guess the 90’s movies with only 3 second clips. New movie suggestions. What is “funeral mac & cheese”? Andrew had to poop for 8 hours. Brett gets accused of having a phone addiction. The show devolves into non-sequitur gibberish about wood energy or something.

Episode 702: Why does Andrew hate space? Will he support Terra in the upcoming Martian asteroid war? Bryan farts to assert dominance; Brett is a mysterious piss-ninja. Andrew has proof Tim Pool is following and copying our show! Andrew loves to argue about everything, even dinner plates. Fourter. Fake grass. Modern vs. antiquity intelligence levels. The crazy/hot matrix explained.

Episode 701: Can you name the colors of noise? Cyber booger. Discussing the color of the year (no racism!). Puke gets pranked by Andrew’s old prank but it turns out he pranked himself. It’s spring in PA and that means Puke is in full groundhog war mode. Our youngest President. Farm footage is too distracting to be played during the show. Humans (almost) return to the moon! Puke tries to explain spaceflight, astronomy, and gravity to the other dumb-dumbs. Slow music sucks. Brett’s favorite color-wheel!

Episode 700: Seven Hundred Episodes! Should we change the name at 800 episodes? We realize we are getting old and want to upload our brains to the robots. PGH political drama! Brett dreams of fields and Shoeless Joes. Puke learns a new slur! Naming NFL quarterbacks game. Memories of driving with an angry Dad. Urinal Shapes. Measuring dickstance to the rim. Andrew makes us eat as-fire hot chocolate. What does shelled and inflammable mean? The history of ice cream. Chopping the cabbage.

Episode 699: Gabriela can’t decide what to do with a t-shirt. A robot rips Andrew’s pants. The Pittsburgh Center for Creative Reuse. It’s just junk. Puke can’t remember Memento or Magnolia. Teaching Gabriela what wheel studs and lug-nuts are. She accuses Andrew and Puke of breaking them. None of us have paid for a haircut in years. The most dangerous way to lift a hot tub onto a 2nd story deck. Andrew rants about how no one else understands oil and coolant. Egg shaped cars. Andrew and Puke kill an evil old woman in the woods, but it’s just a dream Andrew had.

Episode 698: We just survived a crazy windstorm in Western PA. Andrew lost a tree, Puke lost shingles, and Brett lives in an apartment. How are storms measured? Comparing river scenes in Anaconda and Congo. Do snakes have thoughts? What are the Tennessee Volunteer Slave Catchers? Can Brett get a Jappalachia hat? Brett thinks Japanese people look retarded. Beef tubes! Trying to figure out how Lent works. War with Iran makes Puke depressed. Andrew’s never ending Valentine’s Day. Puke catches his kidney stone in a jar.

Episode 697: Never trust Vicky. Driving a truck taught Andrew how to sleep. Arguing over Sci-Fi CGI and how Andrew thinks that is the same as AI. Babylon 5, A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms, The Night Agent, His & Hers, and Doogie Howser. Puke can’t remember these new, hip Gen-Z names. AI video of Star Trek in 80’s Miami. Brett wants a pet lemur. A new real estate website called “Peace & Quiet”. Andrew is turning 40 soon and wants nothing to do with it.

Episode 696: Bryan has changed his ways and is trying to improve his life. Andrew ruins the show intro for a quaternary time. Dumb things we did when young and drunk. Pink Whitney. Brett prevents Gabriela from microwaving fish in Puke’s house. Brett insists we play the whole, hour long PCL #231 for Bryan. Marty Supreme; it’s a movie apparently. Bryan shares old incriminating videos of drunken shenanigans. Where are these countries in relation to the equator?

Episode 695: How fast is the ISS traveling? By what factor is it calculated? Is parallax for pooping or a method of measurement? Andrew learns hydronics so he can heat his floor before he shoots a wolf in the face with rock-salt. A PGH bus runs over another student. Andrew and Brett brave Winter Storm Fern for 3 days clearing all their driveways and providing their workers with sub-par Arby’s sandwiches. A Chevy Malibu loses its bumper.

Episode 694: Bryan has a brain-rot addiction and Andrew can’t see it. Is Mr. Bean dating Mia Khalifa? Is AI going to ruin celebrity gossip? Andrew learns that fire and dry leaves next to his house don’t mix. Playing with fire is great childhood fun! Our evil gov’t wants kill-switches in our cars. Which is a better movie, Street Fighter or Mortal Kombat? Another ICE shooting. How would we like to die? Teaching Bryan about Killdozer. Bruce, the boy who ate rocks at camp.