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Episode 643: Andrew is convinced he wants to visit the greatest city in the world, San Francisco. Where was the Soviet Union? Guess the movie! What happened to the happy blacks? How many moons will smash into Earth? 42 minutes of arguing about what a "league" is.

Episode 642: Well, that happened! Obviously we talked about the election for 2 hours. But also we can't say "umm". Andrew learns about Peanut the squirrel. Brett wants to make a movie. Andrew still hates Musk. Puke learns about Kaczynski's handgun.

Episode 641: Prime yourself for numbers and Jake Paul! Who is voting and why? Do we have hope or fear? Are these cat-ladies for Harris real? Why does Andrew count Trump signs while he drives? Andrew's Tim Pool bedtime is in jeopardy. Maltodextrin in my drinks. Brett shits in a bucket. Andrew wins the hockey. $60 per TV is BS.

Episode 640: Our animal stories for the week. Guessing the Great Lakes. Eating frog legs. Guessing African countries. Dead turtle in Presque Isle, PA. Guessing Southeastern Asian countries. Fabio. Tits out, dicks out is not a winning political strategy. Puke gets a nail gun! Rock against Bush. Discussing the upcoming election madness. Andrew and Gabriela argue over who is responsible for the downfall of western civilization.

Episode 639: Brett loves the number 9 the way a kid with down syndrome loves his lunch box. Have you watched the 90's rom-com "You've Got Mail"? Did conservatives in 90's Arkansas really hate gays? Andrew is shocked to find out, yes! Down Periscope, with the Fraser guy. Bursitis Brett. A heritage of not shitting one's self. Sleeping like Hitler.

Episode 638: Two hours of Tic, Tac, Toe talk! JKLOL! We try to figure out the youth lingo like hag-maxing, gooner, pie-maxing, bussin', skibidi, salad-maxing, etc. Andrew was right to hate Pittsburgh's cliche' tourist restaurant, Primanti Brothers. Rap jacking. Song remix debate.

Episode 637: We argue about Rock-Paper-Scissors for two hours.

Episode 636: Brett & Gabriela have been successfully wed! Andrew played hockey, we are going to see some hockey. Who is George Floyd? Arguing politics at the wedding. Searching for coney dogs. Brevity is the soul of a good text. NO FOOD IN THE STUDIO! Eating popcorn on a plane. Harris political signs confuse and enrage Andrew. Was today vaccine day? Andrew rants for many hours about how stupid Subarus are. Gabriela thinks Toyotas are the least reliable cars based on her conversations with really uninformed co-workers.

Episode 635: Young Alex is here to eat pickles! What are the sexual bases and why is there no home plate? Puke is the only tattoochioed one. Remembering 9/12. What is a Coney Dog? Aroma memories. Who was your childhood hero? Alex learns about space. What is spawning? Beaver tails. Are we colorblind?

Episode 634: Brett is only one week away from the bliss of being done with the marriage paperwork. Did you practice a custom signature? Puke did, and Andrew is mad about it. Is the election going to be a disaster? Will evil prevail? Are all the normies just uninformed idiots? Did one of us help commit election fraud in Ohio? Andrew is so excited for season 3 of the Canadian hockey show "Shorsey". Brett explains what a baseball rundown pickle double-header bunt-cake is. Every new podcast has stolen our brilliant ideas.