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Sophisticated toilet humor featuring: Andrew: A Jewishy-washy child ninja turned autoneurotic, prematurely old man, who's had it with fictional ghosts triggering his non-fictional anxiety.Puke: A ... more
FAQs about Portmansheau:How many episodes does Portmansheau have?The podcast currently has 556 episodes available.
September 05, 2026715: What Happens If You Don’t Succeed at Fuck Camp?Episode 715: We're all in our 40's now! Brett sees too many big thighs. Andrew's three jokes. Are dolphins living in poop and the 5th dimension? Naming African countries. Local flavor in the airport lounge. Puke's wheel choice is vindicated! Brett builds furniture in the streets. Andrew get's video proof that he was wrong at autocross. "The Lobster", "Interstellar", and the best sequels according to Andrew....more2h 17minPlay
August 19, 2026714: What Man Ever Got Anywhere In Hollywood Because of His Tits?Episode 714: We have internet gremlins! How does “John” respond to phone calls? It’d be better if you had big tits. Precision of language. Puke changes tires and wheels on the racecar; Andrew is enraged. Calculating pounds per square centimeter. The definition of “okay”. Spider crickets. Tom the Mime delights Andrew. What is Zombo dot com? How many Pittsburgh movies have we seen?...more2h 22minPlay
August 08, 2026713: Exponential SclerosisEpisode 713: We’re back after a 3 week hiatus and forget to mention it’s now year 16 of Puke and the Gang / Portmansheau! Brett has an uncle that’s over all these fancy sandwiches. Camping is boring. Goose bustin’ at the Henry Ford Museum. Andrew eats the perfect sandwich. Sloppy Joe. Poo water and flooded plumbing. Andrew almost dies on a ski lift in a Kentucky thunderstorm....more2h 11minPlay
July 17, 2026712: We Had French Toast. And We Loved It. And We Loved Each Other.Episode 712: Puke yells. Andrew has a sandwich tail. Brett hates rotisserie chicken. Bryan won’t name the cheese. Can we name chain restaurants in Ohio alphabetically? SQZ-A55. Styx karaoke. Brett explains how farting is gay. Psyllium Husk. Andrew wants Bryan to try mushrooms. Andrew’s tail of a slipped disc and poo-dips. How to sleep like Hitler....more1h 58minPlay
July 08, 2026711: Who’s To Say What Love Is?Episode 711: We read a letter from a listener living in Kansas City. Brett thinks the new Spielberg movie is good. Is Austin or KC larger? Andrew doesn’t know what “Austin City Limits” is. Using a VCR to tape TV shows. Andrew reads the letter again for no good reason. The Butler Zonkey. Blueberry picking hell. The ghetto smoothie bar. Eating a full jar of peanut butter....more1h 32minPlay
June 27, 2026710: The Jew On MarsEpisode 710: Brett thinks this song is from the 80’s, it’s actually from the 2000’s. But we don’t listen to music anymore. “The Penguin” body shape. Honda Element snacking update. Travel tips from Andrew. Dickitine Pouches. VR mini-golf vs reality mini-golf. Soap. Brett eats a cold hamburger. Gabriela eats cereal (With milk! In a bowl!) in a moving car. New Jersey cult spa. Brett really wants to know his personality type. Andrew’s opulent Chicago hotel and Rogers, AR. The Big Fat Chugger train is coming to Pittsburgh!...more2h 4minPlay
June 13, 2026709: Rape BattleEpisode 709: Gabriela shows up with a hat. We learn about Nick’s Appopotamus. Fancy lamps and pedo paintings at the antique store. Arguing about how many scoops to put in a coffee maker. A., B., and G. travel to Kansas City to buy a 2004 Honda Element. The Gateway to the West. Andrew rides an elephant! Disgusting Louisville, KY. The disco bathroom. Puke loses a tree. The challenges of riding with Gabriela on a road trip. Measuring windows correctly. A pack-o-tards appear at the autocross to ride in cars like it’s an amusement park....more2h 25minPlay
June 08, 2026708: The Vice President of a Mustard CompanyEpisode 708: Brett has new plugs. Puke is happy to use his old Makita. Andrew asks AI how to build a box. How many sandwiches did Brett eat? The size of Frick Mansion. Spider beef. The horrors of the George Foreman Grill. Hot sausage sandwich sadness....more59minPlay
May 31, 2026707: Dick Booger RiceEpisode 707: Brett feels gay after eating Bulgur wheat, riding a bicycle, and watching “Wicked”. Andrew doubts Brett’s golf prowess with a 7-Iron. Watching a Micheal Jackson concert from 1988 will get our channel gigged. Meat, cheese, meat, cheese, meat, cheese…wait! What is a tostada? What is the perfect sandwich? Are green beans better than celery? The big bottom bun base theory of hamburger construction. Cheesus....more2h 8minPlay
May 21, 2026706: Globule Island of YolkEpisode 706: Bryan joins us from the flat-lands. Andrew describes his latest and greatest coffee routine. Which came first? THe Chicken or the Egg? How many chromosomes? South Carolina gas stations. What is cloacal diving? Coquina shells squirming in your luggage from the beach. Brett gets a snail. More annoying? Tards or two year olds? Get a good pair of noise canceling headphones when you fly!...more1h 22minPlay
FAQs about Portmansheau:How many episodes does Portmansheau have?The podcast currently has 556 episodes available.