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Sophisticated toilet humor featuring: Andrew: A Jewishy-washy child ninja turned autoneurotic, prematurely old man, who's had it with fictional ghosts triggering his non-fictional anxiety.Puke: A ... more
FAQs about Portmansheau:How many episodes does Portmansheau have?The podcast currently has 533 episodes available.
January 09, 2026692: Depths of PleasureEpisode 692: Is the dentist a scam? Can black people get Downs Syndrome? The new PGH airport. Email anxiety. Did C3PO or R2D2 fly? Andrew gets groped every time as TSA Clear but finds a hack for free first-class upgrades. Tucson miniature museum and airplane graveyard. Are bison gross? Learning about Zernike Polynomials. Brett adds fractions trying to prove something no one cares about. Are coffee beans beans or seeds or nuts? A blind guy convinces Brett to salt his coffee....more2h 25minPlay
January 02, 2026691: Andrew’s Perfect EveningEpisode 691: Happy New Year! Holiday stories of farting in cars, dealing with family, goats eating cars, and buying bags of dicks. Andrew tried 2 new foods! Puke gets Christmas glittered. The long arduous tale of a snowy New Years day: Miscommunication / Slippy roads / Frustration / Arena doors / Confusion / Which parking lot? / Penguins win! / Indoor fireworks / How dare you have to pee! / Come back for lost cellphone! / The Hill District at night. Happy New Year?...more2h 40minPlay
December 27, 2025690: Cool Little GooberinoEpisode 690: Merrrrry Christmas! Throw the Festivus fruitcake! A ski holiday at Seven Springs , PA. Mrs. Doubtfire. Pittsburgh is falling apart due to typical Democrat retardation. The Hill District. What is a Marimba? Throat singing. A life-time supply of socks after stepping in dog piss. Bed mouse. Andrew is buying a crosskart....more1h 37minPlay
December 13, 2025689: Young Cold Boner In a Burger King Parking LotEpisode 689: Bryan returns to be immediately bored by Brett and Andrew arguing over John Malkovich vs Jeff Goldblum vs Keanu Reeves. Is Nick Fuentes a distraction? The ridiculous Instagram Reels Bryan and Brett watch. Some super boring math problem. Does Brett have IBS? Gibbons are actually pretty cool animals. Searching the drops archive because we've run out of any good ideas....more2h 25minPlay
December 06, 2025688: This Cat Refuses to Eat Until We Play the PianoEpisode 688: A woman in Keene, NH is pissing on produce. Do we know her? Ford Taurus SHO. Can Gabriela speak with a Spanish accent? Brett rants; was the wicked witch actually the good witch of OZ? Idioms. We play with puzzles Puke's Mom bought us for 30 minutes! AI is the new astrology for women. Brett’s Game: Can Gabriela finish one story before she starts a new story? What is an animal? Killer hippos. Wabi Sabi. Bumper stickers. Some card game. Thera-pies. A bakery for Theremin players....more2h 40minPlay
November 28, 2025687: I Need To Crowdsource An Ass ProblemEpisode 687: Was there good gravy this Thanksgiving? What is umami? What is a goblerito? Brett outsources an ass problem. Puke has Root Beer pee. Andrew is due for his own health problems. The promise of the in-home trash compactor. Do you fear putting liquids in the trash? We fail a US capital city geography game. Car enthusiasts getting attacked by the law and fighting back. Is Trump and the GOP failing or should we continue to have hope?...more2h 1minPlay
November 21, 2025686: Visual AIDsEpisode 686: Zonkey sighting! Brett tries to pronounce the name of a NY town that Andrew bought a hat for Puke in. How do you get a boat over a mountain? Andrew argues that Brett didn't see a good comedy show. Driving with your significant other and being subjected to their retarded audio books. Will AI create entertaining math problems? The answer will not surprise you! Andrew is delighted by Super Nintendo World. Brett finds a lifetime supply of forks....more2h 2minPlay
November 07, 2025685: The Three Blacks Who Told Blacks To Clean Up Their AxEpisode 685: Gabriela brings food into the studio, but it isn't disgusting this time. Brett wants a vocabulary bee. Should you sun your gooch? Hungarian food. B&G tell stories in front of a bunch of hippies or something? Puke tuned out for most of it. Andrew wrestles a trailer on the highway. EBT of TikTok. Is Trump retarded? Is civil war coming? Andrew enjoys wrestlepeas. Brett goes to the dick doctor....more2h 9minPlay
October 30, 2025684: Ding and Dong All Night LongEpisode 684: Fuck You; the show! Hyphens, umlauts, and the tilde. Andrew loves him some Windows Alt Codes. We find other animal podcasts; shit all over them. The amount of snakes and fish in a 1000 foot radius. Spelling parallel. Seven deadly sins. Andrew thinks Candice Owens is too perfect. What is hypertelorism? Can AI make Out-of-Town Guy? Andrew confronts and removes 200 hundred "urban youths" partying in his ABNB by himself!...more2h 15minPlay
October 22, 2025683: Most Palpable Aura of AgitationEpisode 683: Puke has never sang before. Andrew was a child laborer. Brett thinks time isn't real. Dogs reunite with their owners. A tree of raccoon turds. Brett loves a poopy boy. Andrew's new addiction. Tim Pool and Liquid Death fight over plastic. Who has the best balance? Breaking Down the Query: Farts by Seniors in a Typical CVS Store....more1h 53minPlay
FAQs about Portmansheau:How many episodes does Portmansheau have?The podcast currently has 533 episodes available.