Chemohawk Sessions

6th Wednesday: Whiskey Wednesdays with WBK: WhisKEY to Victory; Special December 7th Edition


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Podience, welcome to a WWWW: World War Whiskey Wednesday where we pour whiskey, sip, and let truths, out our mouths, riskily slip while we unearth and resolve the world's woes. Here, we legit s*** brotherfuc**** heavily drink, deeply think and find, between world-wide grief and vast relief, a link. It's no easy feat to, these worldly worries, defeat, but together, Wam Bam Kam and Falsetto slay, and fillet dumba** concerns you may sometimes find yourself plagued with. Imbibe, with us, the cool, calming confection: The Kamikaze… so explosive as it hits your pallet, and with its immodest, alcohol content, leaves a bang on your taste buds and will leave you drunk, drowsy and feeling bombed. Worry, not, Podience, you will find your sea legs again. Also, you can order these at your favorite dive bomb… I apologize Podience, you can consume these confections and get bombed at your favorite dive. Lift your honorable glass and sip as we CHEERS a long-ago victory born out of a desire to win and rooted in the inability to be defeated. We honor those who brought dishonor upon a merciless, practically unkillable, not-to-be-trifled-with cluster of island combatants. Unwind, with WBK and me, that sobering daily grind with a comrade and your cocktail of choice. Relax, sip slow, and allow, into your ears, these Chemohawk Session wavelengths to flow. Cheers, Podience! - Falsetto

P.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro track, Kurt, courtesy of the artist, Cheel.

B.L. (Belated realization #1) Before the war, Japan imported the vast majority of its oil from the United States and subsequently... from conquered territories, primarily the Dutch East Indies, Formosa (Taiwan), China, and Burma. Without American oil, their imports were significantly diminished.

B.L. (Belated realization #2) The actual dialogue from that pivotal and resounding scene in 300:

I see I was wrong to expect Sparta's commitment to at least match our own.

King Leo: Doesn't it?

King Leo: You there, what is your profession?

I am a potter... sir.

King Leo: And you, Arcadian, what is your profession?

Sculptor, sir.

King Leo: You?

Blacksmith.

King Leo: [turns back shouting] SPARTANS! What is YOUR profession?

HA-OOH! HA-OOH! HA-OOH!

King Leo: [turning to Daxos] You see, old friend? I brought more soldiers than you did!

B.L. (Belated realization #3) Soldiers from Black Hawk Down consisted of the Ranger Regiment of the Army Rangers, Delta Force and the 160th Special Operations Aviation Regiment (Airborne) A.K.A. the Night Stalkers.


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Chemohawk SessionsBy Falsetto Prophet